From comedy legend Mel Brooks comes #HistoryOfTheWorldPart2, streaming March 6 on #DisneyPlus.

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

OK, I'll be arrivng back in Jax tomorrow, 2/12 on the Amtrak at approx 9:30am...... I always love and have a great time when I'm in Jax......

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

OK, I'll be arrivng back in Jax tomorrow, 2/12 on the Amtrak at approx 9:30am...... I always love and have a great time when I'm in Jax......

I wonder if you pass through my area on your route from MD to FL. When I took the train to Jax several years ago it was an overnight, the only one they offer, so I'm wondering if your overnighter is the same one that goes through Moore County/Southern Pines here in NC. Our station is in downtown Southern Pines. 

I hope you have a great trip! You'll be missing out on a cold and wet Sunday. I know that makes you sad. Lol

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OK, I'll be arrivng back in Jax tomorrow, 2/12 on the Amtrak at approx 9:30am...... I always love and have a great time when I'm in Jax......

I wonder if you pass through my area on your route from MD to FL. When I took the train to Jax several years ago it was an overnight, the only one they offer, so I'm wondering if your overnighter is the same one that goes through Moore County/Southern Pines here in NC. Our station is in downtown Southern Pines. 

I hope you have a great trip! You'll be missing out on a cold and wet Sunday. I know that makes you sad. Lol

I have no idea americus. I usualy get a sleeper car and I'm sound asleep by the tine we roll through NC.

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

A rather strange pairing here........

McDonald's Agrees to Take Down McCrispy Ad - People Point Out What It Was Next To



https://www.westernjournal.com/mcdonalds...v5M4QskGSA

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

We just bought like $30 worth of Girl Scout Cookies..

The Smores Cookies are pretty damn addictive.

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We just bought like $30 worth of Girl Scout Cookies..

The Smores Cookies are pretty damn addictive.

Little Crack dealers and their gateway thin mints.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

We just bought like $30 worth of Girl Scout Cookies..

The Smores Cookies are pretty damn addictive.

Little Crack dealers and their gateway thin mints.

I bought 4 boxes last Sunday.............and I've been out since Friday night.  Now I'm afraid to go to the grocery store.  They've moved into the neighborhood and every Publix and Winn-Dixie is covered.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

We just bought like $30 worth of Girl Scout Cookies..

The Smores Cookies are pretty damn addictive.

Little Crack dealers and their gateway thin mints.

They were completely out of Thin Mints yesterday. But that's ok, that's the only kind I ever had and I wanted to try something new. The Tagalongs and The Samoas are pretty damn good too. Not a big fan of coconut, but it didn't have too much in it.

Wanted to try their new kind, The Raspberry something, forget. They said that kind was for online orders only..

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Little Crack dealers and their gateway thin mints.

They were completely out of Thin Mints yesterday. But that's ok, that's the only kind I ever had and I wanted to try something new. The Tagalongs and The Samoas are pretty damn good too. Not a big fan of coconut, but it didn't have too much in it.

Wanted to try their new kind, The Raspberry something, forget. They said that kind was for online orders only..

So it's a little effort, but if you take a box of Samoas and freeze them then crumble them (big pieces not powdery) over a scoop or three of butter pecan ice cream something magical happens.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

They were completely out of Thin Mints yesterday. But that's ok, that's the only kind I ever had and I wanted to try something new. The Tagalongs and The Samoas are pretty damn good too. Not a big fan of coconut, but it didn't have too much in it.

Wanted to try their new kind, The Raspberry something, forget. They said that kind was for online orders only..

So it's a little effort, but if you take a box of Samoas and freeze them then crumble them (big pieces not powdery) over a scoop or three of butter pecan ice cream something magical happens.

Actually, that doesn't sound too bad. The wife actually does something similar with regular coconut cookies and when she makes her own coconut cream pies.

Pretty good when used as a topping. I'm just not a big enough coconut fan to do that haha

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We just bought like $30 worth of Girl Scout Cookies..

The Smores Cookies are pretty damn addictive.

So 2 boxes huh?

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

We just bought like $30 worth of Girl Scout Cookies..

The Smores Cookies are pretty damn addictive.

So 2 boxes huh?

Damn near, right?

All the boxes were $5 a box, except for The Smores Cookies that were $6.

Highway robbery lol

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So it's a little effort, but if you take a box of Samoas and freeze them then crumble them (big pieces not powdery) over a scoop or three of butter pecan ice cream something magical happens.

Actually, that doesn't sound too bad. The wife actually does something similar with regular coconut cookies and when she makes her own coconut cream pies.

Pretty good when used as a topping. I'm just not a big enough coconut fan to do that haha

That works with Thin Mints too.

P.S. The little dealers-in-training got me again at the Winn Dixie yesterday.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I once had a girl at a bar say to me that she would go home with me but........ She'd probably hate herself in the morning.............. I just told her to sleep until noon!........... Bada Bing!!!!!!

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I once had a girl at a bar say to me that she would go home with me but........ She'd probably hate herself in the morning.............. I just told her to sleep until noon!........... Bada Bing!!!!!!

Alternative responses.

That's okay, I'm not going to care for you very much in the morning either.

No need to go anywhere, we can do it in the back seat of my car.

It may not take until morning, let me tell you what I want to do.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

I once had a girl at a bar say to me that she would go home with me but........ She'd probably hate herself in the morning.............. I just told her to sleep until noon!........... Bada Bing!!!!!!

Alternative responses.

That's okay, I'm not going to care for you very much in the morning either.

No need to go anywhere, we can do it in the back seat of my car.

It may not take until morning, let me tell you what I want to do.

You’re both thinking all wrong.

Correct response is:

“Same here, let’s just get it over with already.

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This chick is hilarious.

https://youtube.com/shorts/OXxJm3Y_mTM?feature=share

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This chick is hilarious.

https://youtube.com/shorts/OXxJm3Y_mTM?feature=share

I just discovered her a week ago.  I've been binge-watching her ever since, and I can't stop laughing.

Here's a good one.   

(1) Philomena Cunk's most HILARIOUS interviews | Cunk on Earth - BBC - YouTube

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And all this time I thought Pot made you stupid...........

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."