Well, he's telling the "truth".........

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

OK Fellow Jags fans...... My Amtrak trip to get back home leaves tonight at about 11:07pm (That's if it runs on time) And once again, I had a great time while I was here. Had lunch today with the ex-wife at 4Rivers Smokehouse, Really great BBQ there and I've enjoyed it each time I've been there. Met some great people while I was here, went to a few of my old hsunts again, and just really had a great time. Hope to come back soon.

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Probably going to run late. Maybe 11:08 or 11:09.

Glad you had fun. Hopefully a bit of ex-sex was involved

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Probably going to run late.  Maybe 11:08 or 11:09. 

Glad you had fun.  Hopefully a bit of ex-sex was involved

Actually, the Amtrak got in to Jax on the Sunday I arrived 20 minutes early. Left on time last night and got me in to DC early so....... I think the world is going to come to an end.... Amtrak running ontime and early? RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     LOL

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Probably going to run late.  Maybe 11:08 or 11:09. 

Glad you had fun.  Hopefully a bit of ex-sex was involved

Actually, the Amtrak got in to Jax on the Sunday I arrived 20 minutes early. Left on time last night and got me in to DC early so....... I think the world is going to come to an end.... Amtrak running ontime and early? RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     LOL

Considering that a good bit of people around me refer to it as “slam-track”.  I think you did great!

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Sittin here watching The Daytona 500..

Listening to driver interviews always cracks me up lol

"Yeah this Wendy's car is riding nice. Might fill it up with some of that Sunoco Fuel, put some fresh Goodyears on there, fill er' with that Valvoline oil then head down to my local store for an ice cold Coke and some Smithfield ham".

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Sittin here watching The Daytona 500..

Listening to driver interviews always cracks me up lol

"Yeah this Wendy's car is riding nice. Might fill it up with some of that Sunoco Fuel, put some fresh Goodyears on there, fill er' with that Valvoline oil then head down to my local store for an ice cold Coke and some Smithfield ham".

remember when that one driver was like:

“Yeah, gonna fill up a few pit jockeys up with some Budweiser King of Beers, put on a Trojan Rubber and if all goes awry visit the Planned Parenthood.  May have to take an Aleve for the Hangover.”

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Sittin here watching The Daytona 500..

Listening to driver interviews always cracks me up lol

"Yeah this Wendy's car is riding nice. Might fill it up with some of that Sunoco Fuel, put some fresh Goodyears on there, fill er' with that Valvoline oil then head down to my local store for an ice cold Coke and some Smithfield ham".

remember when that one driver was like:

“Yeah, gonna fill up a few pit jockeys up with some Budweiser King of Beers, put on a Trojan Rubber and if all goes awry visit the Planned Parenthood.  May have to take an Aleve for the Hangover.”

Wrong. Richard Petty said he would take Tylenol for the hangover.

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remember when that one driver was like:

“Yeah, gonna fill up a few pit jockeys up with some Budweiser King of Beers, put on a Trojan Rubber and if all goes awry visit the Planned Parenthood.  May have to take an Aleve for the Hangover.”

Wrong. Richard Petty said he would take Tylenol for the hangover.

Thought it was BC Powder?

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Sittin here watching The Daytona 500..

Listening to driver interviews always cracks me up lol

"Yeah this Wendy's car is riding nice. Might fill it up with some of that Sunoco Fuel, put some fresh Goodyears on there, fill er' with that Valvoline oil then head down to my local store for an ice cold Coke and some Smithfield ham".

remember when that one driver was like:

“Yeah, gonna fill up a few pit jockeys up with some Budweiser King of Beers, put on a Trojan Rubber and if all goes awry visit the Planned Parenthood.  May have to take an Aleve for the Hangover.”

I keep thinking about Ricky Bobby and Cal around the dinner table saying grace haha

Dear sweet... Little baby infant Jesus.

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

This made me laff a lot.

https://youtube.com/shorts/sBlRc6ZlhDg?feature=share

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This made me laff a lot.

https://youtube.com/shorts/sBlRc6ZlhDg?feature=share

Philomena Cunk is one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet in a long time.  

The interviewees have to be in on the joke, right?

Here's another one: 

(1) Interviewee couldn't hold his laugh | Cunk - YouTube

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This made me laff a lot.

https://youtube.com/shorts/sBlRc6ZlhDg?feature=share

Philomena Cunk is one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet in a long time.  

The interviewees have to be in on the joke, right?

Here's another one: 

(1) Interviewee couldn't hold his laugh | Cunk - YouTube

Perhaps not at first, but I’m sure news of her “interviews” are getting around. This routine certainly has a shelf life.

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Philomena Cunk is one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet in a long time.  

The interviewees have to be in on the joke, right?

Here's another one: 

(1) Interviewee couldn't hold his laugh | Cunk - YouTube

Perhaps not at first, but I’m sure news of her “interviews” are getting around. This routine certainly has a shelf life.

Here's an interviewee who can't hold it in.  

(1) He wasn't called Elvis the Pelvis for nothing! - YouTube

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This made me laff a lot.

https://youtube.com/shorts/sBlRc6ZlhDg?feature=share

That was…awesome!  
Marty’s post was also awesome.


Idk who that is or who her interviewees are, but I want more.  That lady is hilarious.   I love how she can stay “in character”

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Well, he's telling the "truth".........

This reminds me of a gamertag I saw recently.  It was simply “Vagetarian”.  

one letter(unless i misspelled it) makes a world of difference.  Why the hell did I not already think of that??? Went 40 years not picking up on the obvious joke/dis

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

This headline and story belong in the "They're doing it wrong" category. 

Five shot, 2 dead after celebration of life event in Minnesota: police | Fox News

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They need to come out with an easy twist off Oreo. Just something a little easier so you can twist it off without the cookie itself crumbling. So you can either get at the middle better or stack your own..

Ohhh.. Better yet, they need to come out with a 'Build your own Oreo' kit. The chocolate cookies and icing are already separated and you're free to build your own gigenormous multiplex quadruple stuff Oreo.

I need some Oreos.

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They need to come out with an easy twist off Oreo. Just something a little easier so you can twist it off without the cookie itself crumbling. So you can either get at the middle better or stack your own..

Ohhh.. Better yet, they need to come out with a 'Build your own Oreo' kit. The chocolate cookies and icing are already separated and you're free to build your own gigenormous multiplex quadruple stuff Oreo.

I need some Oreos.

This is called “the munchies”…you’ve got the munchies. Lol

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

They need to come out with an easy twist off Oreo. Just something a little easier so you can twist it off without the cookie itself crumbling. So you can either get at the middle better or stack your own..

Ohhh.. Better yet, they need to come out with a 'Build your own Oreo' kit. The chocolate cookies and icing are already separated and you're free to build your own gigenormous multiplex quadruple stuff Oreo.

I need some Oreos.

This is called “the munchies”…you’ve got the munchies. Lol

Besides the point, good idea, right? 

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