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The Curse of John Oehser


(01-07-2024, 07:29 PM)StroudCrowd1 Wrote: Hello, hope everyone is well.

Just waiting to see what's up with your prediction that Dan Arnold would lead the league in TE receiving this year? 

How's that working out for you?
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You know, there might be something to this.
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I don't create the curses gentlemen. Don't kill the messenger.
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Well, eating salmon and kissing a goat didnt work. Perhaps we need to sacrifice a virgin like the Aztecs used to. Perhaps some of you younger posters could work on this in the off season, figuratively speaking.
"Remember Red, Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."  - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption
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(01-08-2024, 03:28 PM)NewJagsCity Wrote: Well, eating salmon and kissing a goat didnt work. Perhaps we need to sacrifice a virgin like the Aztecs used to. Perhaps some of you younger posters could work on this in the off season, figuratively speaking.

I'm pretty sure there's some older posters here who fit the bill as well.
“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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The curse is still alive.
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Hi guys
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Sup
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(This post was last modified: 09-29-2024, 04:19 PM by StroudCrowd1.)

(09-29-2024, 04:17 PM)Thewitnessofsolinvictus Wrote: Sup

Not too much. Just a weekly reminder of the root of the issue for those who believe in hexes. Until this beta male is fired, nothing changes.
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(09-29-2024, 04:19 PM)StroudCrowd1 Wrote:
(09-29-2024, 04:17 PM)Thewitnessofsolinvictus Wrote: Sup

Not too much. Just a weekly reminder of the root of the issue for those who believe in hexes. Until this beta male is fired, nothing changes.

Ahhhhhhh, I had to laugh at the beta male. At least he doesn’t stutter as bad anymore. Still has those awkward pauses during interviews.
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(09-29-2024, 04:28 PM)JagFanatic24 Wrote:
(09-29-2024, 04:19 PM)StroudCrowd1 Wrote: Not too much. Just a weekly reminder of the root of the issue for those who believe in hexes. Until this beta male is fired, nothing changes.

Ahhhhhhh, I had to laugh at the beta male. At least he doesn’t stutter as bad anymore. Still has those awkward pauses during interviews.

BAYDA
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(01-08-2024, 03:28 PM)NewJagsCity Wrote: Well, eating salmon and kissing a goat didnt work. Perhaps we need to sacrifice a virgin like the Aztecs used to. Perhaps some of you younger posters could work on this in the off season, figuratively speaking.

No! It's eat a goat and kiss a salmon! 

*sigh* No wonder...
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(This post was last modified: 09-29-2024, 07:23 PM by carp8dm.)

(01-08-2024, 03:28 PM)NewJagsCity Wrote: Well, eating salmon and kissing a goat didnt work. Perhaps we need to sacrifice a virgin like the Aztecs used to. Perhaps some of you younger posters could work on this in the off season, figuratively speaking.

I don't want to [BLEEP] a virgin.  I don't want to be remembered.  I want to be forgotten.

~Costanza

(09-29-2024, 04:35 PM)homebiscuit Wrote:
(01-08-2024, 03:28 PM)NewJagsCity Wrote: Well, eating salmon and kissing a goat didnt work. Perhaps we need to sacrifice a virgin like the Aztecs used to. Perhaps some of you younger posters could work on this in the off season, figuratively speaking.

No! It's eat a goat and kiss a salmon! 

*sigh* No wonder...

That's perverse
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I still think it’s Dan Marino it’s never been right since 1999.

Dan Marino is a witch doctor.
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(This post was last modified: 09-29-2024, 08:42 PM by Jag149.)

John Oehser still believes the team should be in Orlando
A new broom always sweeps clean.
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Curious what our record is thru beta Johns 14 year run of doom. Jags need to clean house. The entire house. Starting with John, then go from there.
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(09-29-2024, 04:11 PM)StroudCrowd1 Wrote: Hi guys

lol
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On November 20th, 2016 a hall of fame worthy thread was started.
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(09-29-2024, 10:54 PM)Jaguarmeister Wrote: On November 20th, 2016 a hall of fame worthy thread was started.

I'm telling ya man, it's legitimate. If this fan base doesn't believe in curses by now, I don't know what else can happen to make it so.

This is some Pedro Cerrano/Jobu level [BLEEP] here.
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(09-30-2024, 07:27 AM)StroudCrowd1 Wrote:
(09-29-2024, 10:54 PM)Jaguarmeister Wrote: On November 20th, 2016 a hall of fame worthy thread was started.

I'm telling ya man, it's legitimate. If this fan base doesn't believe in curses by now, I don't know what else can happen to make it so.

This is some Pedro Cerrano/Jobu level [BLEEP] here.

Being cursed and being incompetent can look eerily the same. One also might consider that this franchise is just a jobber to the big markets by design and that certain people in the organization benefit greatly from making them look good.
“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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