Yeah, but what do you say when they whiff?

I say, "[censored], I think it's time for another beer."

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"These beer prices are quite reasonable."

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My wife occasionally (not so much these days) would get punts mixed up with interceptions and it would amuse me when she would cheer loudly and then yell "run!" after a fair catch.


For myself, I find on many if not most of the opponent's running plays, I yell "git 'im, git 'im" to the defense who are assumably trying to do just that.

I could fill a thread with some of my wife's statements.


My personal favorites are when she questions 'why do we always punt' when it's 4th down (and any distance), even if we're on our own 10.

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"These beer prices are quite reasonable."

 

Mixed cocktail for $18?  Sounds fair...

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