I heard myself say some stupid things at the Steelers game today.  They are as follows:

 

A:  A turnover here would be nice (This is the stupidest thing ever, a turnover is ALWAYS nice)

 

B: We could use a sack here (when could we ever not use a sack?)

 

Please post the stupid things you hear yourself say in this thread!  Enjoy, I am sure I will think of more that I have contributed.

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“It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.”
― Albert Camus

"I wonder what Vicbow Rules is saying right about now."

 

 

 

 

I kid, I kid.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

We just might win this game.

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While watching games I recorded, I habitually yelled, "Keep gong keep going keep going!" as if the game was live. That is one reason I hate to record games.

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Does the defense know what third down means

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"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football" - John Heisman

"Maybe Gerhart will be able to run for a 1st" (Often said in 3rd and 1 situations)


"We'll do better in the second half."


"Red Zone, we can get a TD here!"

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I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 

Does the defense know what third down means

Yes. It means leave a WR wiiiide open downfield.

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The game was tied 3-3 and the guy in back of me is screaming, 'We're still in this game.'.


Well yeah. I would think at 3-3, both teams are still in the game.

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I was at a game where a guy near me yelled "go for the touchdown!" on a third and goal play.  My wife and I now yell that phrase on every goal to go play, just in case the plan is for them to settle for the field goal.

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do you have anything besides lite beer ?

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Is Cecil playing?

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Is Cecil playing?

 

Probably not, but I think Marqise will.

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"If we can just hold them to a FG, everything will be fine."

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"Hold my beer and watch this."

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

I was at a game where a guy near me yelled "go for the touchdown!" on a third and goal play.  My wife and I now yell that phrase on every goal to go play, just in case the plan is for them to settle for the field goal.

Hahaha, I might yell this to myself at home now.

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$9 !?! I can buy a 12 pack for that!   

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Kaishakunin for hire.

* (disclaimer) If you think I'm serious, hit yourself in the face w/ a hammer.

 

$9 !?! I can buy a 12 pack for that!   

For a coke? I could get blown for [nine] dollars!

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Not specifically JAX games, but as a football coach if I never hear the term "hit somebody!" again, I will die a happy man.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I keep hearing this :  "For the love of Pete, wrap him up you useless piece of ..."  Oh, wait, that was me

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Kaishakunin for hire.

* (disclaimer) If you think I'm serious, hit yourself in the face w/ a hammer.

 

Not specifically JAX games, but as a football coach if I never hear the term "hit somebody!" again, I will die a happy man.

One thing I love hear youth coaches shout around here is something along the lines of "You need to tackle better!" to their players after they missed three tackles in a row. Apparently coaching and pointing out the bleeding obvious are the same thing. 

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