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#101
06-16-2016, 06:26 PM

If ugly was bricks she'd be a housing project.
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#102
06-16-2016, 10:39 PM

When she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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#103
06-16-2016, 10:39 PM

She's so fat she leaves in heels, comes back in flip flops

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#104
06-16-2016, 11:27 PM

She walked by the tv and I missed the last season of Person of Interest.
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#105
06-17-2016, 12:56 AM

So fat she fell in love and broke it..
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#106
06-17-2016, 09:41 AM (This post was last modified: 06-26-2016, 11:46 AM by Jagwired.)

Shes so fat she moved and David Lamm was standing behind her.

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#107
06-17-2016, 09:44 AM

What do you have when you find a blonde skeleton in the closet?

 

Winner of a hide and seek game.

 

 

Why did the blonde circle the block 30 times in her car?

 

Her turn signal was stuck.

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#108
06-17-2016, 12:52 PM

Even these dudes call her fat.

 

 

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#109
06-17-2016, 05:10 PM

She left the house in heels, came back in flip flops

 

(Real old) She wears a VCR for a beeper!

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#110
06-17-2016, 05:15 PM

...she went to Japan and Godzilla said "daaaaaaaaaamn" and ran the other away.

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#111
06-17-2016, 08:41 PM

"She's got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs"
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#112
06-17-2016, 08:42 PM

"A face like a melted wellie"
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#113
06-17-2016, 09:07 PM

Quote:"A face like a melted wellie"


That an Irish thing?
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#114
06-17-2016, 09:27 PM

what's the difference between an Irish wedding and Irish funeral? 

 

there's one less drunk!

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#115
06-17-2016, 09:29 PM

ok I found this one on online but it's pretty damn good.

 

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

 

A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. 

 

Laughing  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing 


 

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#116
06-17-2016, 10:32 PM

Quote:That an Irish thing?


Irish and "them across the water". A wellie is a rubber boot farmers wear.
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#117
06-17-2016, 11:02 PM

Quote:Irish and "them across the water". A wellie is a rubber boot farmers wear.
 

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#118
06-22-2016, 08:32 PM

What do you call a Tennessee girl that runs fast than her brothers?



A virgin
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#119
06-22-2016, 08:33 PM

How do you get a Georgia grad off your front porch?


Pay him for the pizza!
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#120
06-24-2016, 06:54 AM

What do you call 3 women from Tennessee in the front seat of a pickup truck?

 

A full set of teeth.

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