In the spirit of April Fools Day, here's a potential draft class for the Jaguars  that is so good that if it were held today, people would say, " Is this an April Fool's joke?"

 

Rd. 1: Solomon Thomas- Very unlikely, but still possible.

Rd. 2: Cam Robinson- Baggage drops him to 2nd. 

Rd. 3: Sammy Perrine- Not Fournette, but very powerful and a steal here.

Rd. 4: Adam Shaheen- May have most upside of all the tight ends except Howard and Njoku.

Rd. 5 Damontae Kazee- Very deep cornerback class drops him to 5th, but amazing value for future starter at nickel.

Rd. 6 Chad Kelly- Character issues drop him here. Has potential.

Rd. 7 Jon Toth- Can make team as backup center or guard.

 

This draft gives the Jags potential upgrades at 5 starting positions and at least 2 possible pro-bowlers of the future (Thomas, Robinson). Add in the potential of Shaheen and Kazee and you have a draft that is so good others would say it, " I know, this is an April Fool's joke."

 

What is your "too good to be true" draft? Remember, it must be a possibility so please no Fournette in the 2nd or Tabor in the 5th.

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I'll do the same by using my actual Fanspeak mock draft. It's just so good it's worth re-posting even though it will never happen...


 

1.4. DE Solomon Thomas, Stanford


2.35. CB Marcus Lattimore, Ohio State


3.68, G Dion Dawkins, Temple


4.110. TE Lance Jordan Leggett, Clemson


5.148. RB Kareem Hunt, Toledo


6,187 QB Jerod Evans, Texas A&M


7.222. FB Freddy Stevenson


7.240. NT Stevie Tu'ikolovatu

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'02

I'll do the same by using my actual Fanspeak mock draft. It's just so good it's worth re-posting even though it will never happen...


1.4. DE Solomon Thomas, Stanford

2.35. CB Marcus Lattimore, Ohio State

3.68, G Dion Dawkins, Temple

4.110. TE Lance Leggett, Clemson

5.148. RB Kareem Hunt, Toledo

6,187 QB Jerod Evans, Texas A&M

7.222. FB Freddy Stevenson

7.240. NT Stevie Tu'ikolovatu

Lattimore in the 2nd? Sign me up

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IT WAS ALWAYS THE JAGS

April Fools Draft:

 


<div style="font-size:26px;">4: R1P4
 

<div>EDGE TACO CHARLTON
MICHIGAN


If only we played on Tuesdays, we could have Taco Tuesdays.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">35: R2P3

<div>EDGE TANOH KPASSAGNON
VILLANOVA


Good luck pronouncing this one, whoever announces this pick.  Actually it doesn't look that hard to pronounce.
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">68: R3P4
 

<div>CB CORN ELDER
MIAMI


Option 1: OG

Option 2: OT

Option 3: CORN

We went with corn.
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">110: R4P3
 

<div>TE JAKE BUTT
MICHIGAN


He'll be the Butt of everyone's jokes.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">148: R5P4
 

<div>S WESTON STEELHAMMER
AIR FORCE


You have to admit this is an AWESOME name.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">187: R6P3
 

<div>RB ELIJAH HOOD
NORTH CAROLINA


Wait, I thought this was Elijah Wood.  You know the little hobbit guy.  The guy who was almost killed by the Home Alone Kid.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">222: R7P4
 

<div>S FISH SMITHSON
KANSAS


Taco, Corn, and Fish.  Sounds like a school lunch menu.  Also this name sounds like one of those fake names you make up when you look at something and go... "My name?  It's... Door.  Door Computerman."  Also try to say the name five times fast.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">240: R7P22

<div>LB PRAISE MARTIN-OGUIKE
TEMPLE


This pick should earn much Praise.
</div>
</div>

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I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 

 

April Fools Draft:

 

<div style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:medium;">
<div style="font-size:26px;">4: R1P4
 

<div>EDGE TACO CHARLTON
MICHIGAN


If only we played on Tuesdays, we could have Taco Tuesdays.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">35: R2P3

<div>EDGE TANOH KPASSAGNON
VILLANOVA


Good luck pronouncing this one, whoever announces this pick.  Actually it doesn't look that hard to pronounce.
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">68: R3P4
 

<div>CB CORN ELDER
MIAMI


Option 1: OG

Option 2: OT

Option 3: CORN

We went with corn.
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">110: R4P3
 

<div>TE JAKE BUTT
MICHIGAN


He'll be the Butt of everyone's jokes.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">148: R5P4
 

<div>S WESTON STEELHAMMER
AIR FORCE


You have to admit this is an AWESOME name.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">187: R6P3
 

<div>RB ELIJAH HOOD
NORTH CAROLINA


Wait, I thought this was Elijah Wood.  You know the little hobbit guy.  The guy who was almost killed by the Home Alone Kid.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">222: R7P4
 

<div>S FISH SMITHSON
KANSAS


Taco, Corn, and Fish.  Sounds like a school lunch menu.  Also this name sounds like one of those fake names you make up when you look at something and go... "My name?  It's... Door.  Door Computerman."  Also try to say the name five times fast.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">240: R7P22

<div>LB PRAISE MARTIN-OGUIKE
TEMPLE


This pick should earn much Praise.
</div>
</div>
 

</div>

hahaha those names 

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<B><FONT color=cyan>Jags this is your year</FONT></B>

I'll do the same by using my actual Fanspeak mock draft. It's just so good it's worth re-posting even though it will never happen...


1.4. DE Solomon Thomas, Stanford

2.35. CB Marcus Lattimore, Ohio State

3.68, G Dion Dawkins, Temple

4.110. TE Lance Leggett, Clemson

5.148. RB Kareem Hunt, Toledo

6,187 QB Jerod Evans, Texas A&M

7.222. FB Freddy Stevenson

7.240. NT Stevie Tu'ikolovatu

I didn't know Lance Leggett was still playing football.

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1. Mike Hunt - Virginia

2. Ben Dover - Navy

3. Herbert Geronimo WR- App state

4. Perkins Cole RB- Air Force

5. Weston Steelhammer S- Air force

6. B. Anger P- Colorado college of mines

7. Larry Hart - Unknown

7. Terry. G Rockafella - Alabama college of mimes

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Best Mock Ever.


1. Corn Elder

2. Bug Howard

3. Jake Butt

4. Storm Norton

5. Shock Linwood

6. Money Hunter

7. Mike Tyson

7 Rashaad Coward

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April Fools Draft:

 

<div style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:medium;">
<div style="font-size:26px;">4: R1P4
 

<div>EDGE TACO CHARLTON
MICHIGAN


If only we played on Tuesdays, we could have Taco Tuesdays.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">35: R2P3

<div>EDGE TANOH KPASSAGNON
VILLANOVA


Good luck pronouncing this one, whoever announces this pick.  Actually it doesn't look that hard to pronounce.
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">68: R3P4
 

<div>CB CORN ELDER
MIAMI


Option 1: OG

Option 2: OT

Option 3: CORN

We went with corn.
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">110: R4P3
 

<div>TE JAKE BUTT
MICHIGAN


He'll be the Butt of everyone's jokes.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">148: R5P4
 

<div>S WESTON STEELHAMMER
AIR FORCE


You have to admit this is an AWESOME name.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">187: R6P3
 

<div>RB ELIJAH HOOD
NORTH CAROLINA


Wait, I thought this was Elijah Wood.  You know the little hobbit guy.  The guy who was almost killed by the Home Alone Kid.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">222: R7P4
 

<div>S FISH SMITHSON
KANSAS


Taco, Corn, and Fish.  Sounds like a school lunch menu.  Also this name sounds like one of those fake names you make up when you look at something and go... "My name?  It's... Door.  Door Computerman."  Also try to say the name five times fast.

 
</div>
</div>

<div style="font-size:26px;">240: R7P22

<div>LB PRAISE MARTIN-OGUIKE
TEMPLE


This pick should earn much Praise.
</div>
</div>
 

</div>

Well played, sir.

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Worst to 1st.  Curse Reversed!

1st. Dalvin Cook


2nd. Cam Robinson


3rd. Tim Williams


4th. Joe Mixon


5th Jeremy Sprinkle

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1st. Dalvin Cook


2nd. Cam Robinson


3rd. Tim Williams


4th. Joe Mixon

Yea, I could see these 4 guys becoming real tight with each other since they have so much in common. This would be a great draft for the Bengals or Raiders since they typically don't worry at all about drafting high-character guys. You should have added Sprinkles in the 5th since shop-lifting wasn't covered with the previous 4 picks.

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I didn't know Lance Leggett was still playing football.

 

 

I know.. I thought that sounded wrong when I typed it, but I even double checked what it said.


 

It's Jordan Leggett.

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'02

Yea, I could see these 4 guys becoming real tight with each other since they have so much in common. This would be a great draft for the Bengals or Raiders since they typically don't worry at all about drafting high-character guys. You should have added Sprinkles in the 5th since shop-lifting wasn't covered with the previous 4 picks.

fixed

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12: R1P12
 


<div>DL JONATHAN ALLEN
ALABAMA
</div>



<div style="text-align:left;font-size:26px;">33: R2P1

<div>OT RYAN RAMCZYK
WISCONSIN
</div>
</div>


<div style="text-align:left;font-size:26px;">42: R2P10

<div>G DAN FEENEY
INDIANA
</div>
</div>


<div style="text-align:left;font-size:26px;">65: R3P1

<div>RB JOE MIXON
OKLAHOMA
</div>
</div>


<div style="text-align:left;font-size:26px;">68: R3P4

<div>TE GERALD EVERETT
SOUTH ALABAMA
</div>
</div>


<div style="text-align:left;font-size:26px;">103: R3P39

<div>EDGE TIM WILLIAMS
ALABAMA
</div>
</div>


<div style="text-align:left;font-size:26px;">116: R4P9

<div>C ETHAN POCIC
LSU
</div>
</div>


<div style="text-align:left;font-size:26px;">148: R5P4

<div>QB BRAD KAAYA
MIAMI
</div>
</div>


<div style="text-align:left;font-size:26px;">187: R6P3

<div>CB HOWARD WILSON
HOUSTON
</div>
</div>


<div style="text-align:left;font-size:26px;">217: R6P33

<div>S TEDRIC THOMPSON
COLORADO
</div>
</div>


<div style="text-align:left;font-size:26px;">222: R7P4

<div>K ZANE GONZALEZ
ARIZONA STATE
</div>
</div>


<div style="text-align:left;font-size:26px;">240: R7P22

<div>FB FREDDIE STEVENSON
FLORIDA STATE
</div>
 

 

with the following trades;

TRADE PARTNER:

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

SENT:
<ul class="">[*]
<div>ROUND: 2 PICK: 3

</ul></div>
RECEIVED:
<ul class="">[*]
<div>ROUND: 2 PICK: 10

</ul><ul class="">[*]
ROUND: 3 PICK: 39

</ul></div>


<div>TRADE PARTNER:

CINCINNATI BENGALS
SENT:
<ul class="">[*]
<div>ROUND: 4 PICK: 3

</ul></div>
RECEIVED:
<ul class="">[*]
<div>ROUND: 4 PICK: 9

</ul><ul class="">[*]
ROUND: 6 PICK: 33

</ul></div>
</div>


<div>TRADE PARTNER:

CLEVELAND BROWNS
SENT:
<ul class="">[*]
<div>ROUND: 1 PICK: 4

</ul></div>
RECEIVED:
<ul class="">[*]
<div>ROUND: 1 PICK: 12

</ul><ul class="">[*]
ROUND: 2 PICK: 1

</ul><ul class="">[*]
ROUND: 3 PICK: 1

</ul></div>
</div>

<div>
<div>A guy can dream!                                                   
</div>
                                           

</div>
 

</div>

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Scratch Mixon and draft Foreman or McNichols.

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'02

I prefer Mixon as a talent over those two.  Character wise, he's an [BLEEP], but I would be willing to take that gamble with my third rounder I grabbed in a trade down.

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<p class="bbc_left">12: R1P12



DL JONATHAN ALLEN

ALABAMA

<p class="bbc_left">33: R2P1


OT RYAN RAMCZYK

WISCONSIN

<p class="bbc_left">42: R2P10


G DAN FEENEY

INDIANA

<p class="bbc_left">65: R3P1


RB JOE MIXON

OKLAHOMA

<p class="bbc_left">68: R3P4


TE GERALD EVERETT

SOUTH ALABAMA

<p class="bbc_left">103: R3P39


EDGE TIM WILLIAMS

ALABAMA

<p class="bbc_left">116: R4P9


C ETHAN POCIC

LSU

<p class="bbc_left">148: R5P4


QB BRAD KAAYA

MIAMI

<p class="bbc_left">187: R6P3


CB HOWARD WILSON

HOUSTON

<p class="bbc_left">217: R6P33


S TEDRIC THOMPSON

COLORADO

<p class="bbc_left">222: R7P4


K ZANE GONZALEZ

ARIZONA STATE
<p class="bbc_left">240: R7P22


FB FREDDIE STEVENSON

FLORIDA STATE



with the following trades;

TRADE PARTNER:

NEW ORLEANS SAINTSSENT:

• ROUND: 2 PICK: 3

RECEIVED:

• ROUND: 2 PICK: 10

• ROUND: 3 PICK: 39

TRADE PARTNER:

CINCINNATI BENGALS

SENT:

• ROUND: 4 PICK: 3

RECEIVED:

• ROUND: 4 PICK: 9

• ROUND: 6 PICK: 33

TRADE PARTNER:

CLEVELAND BROWNS

SENT:

• ROUND: 1 PICK: 4

RECEIVED:

• ROUND: 1 PICK: 12

• ROUND: 2 PICK: 1

• ROUND: 3 PICK: 1

A guy can dream!

Where's the sign up sheet?

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