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Agoraphobic woman braves outdoors for THIRD time in 10 years only to fall in open manhole

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04-20-2015, 05:34 PM


Agoraphobic woman braves outdoors for THIRD time in 10 years only to fall in open manhole
 


An agoraphobic woman went out of the house for the third time in 10 years and promptly plunged down an open manhole.
 

Source 1:  http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/571659/...ls-manhole

 

Source 2:  http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ago...rd-5555941

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04-20-2015, 10:56 PM

Poor lady. I suffered from agoraphobia over a period of time about 13 years ago. That disorder is no joke man. I'm thankful it was only temporary.
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04-21-2015, 09:46 AM

She should get out less.

I survived the Gus Bradley Error.
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04-21-2015, 10:09 AM

Quote:Poor lady. I suffered from agoraphobia over a period of time about 13 years ago. That disorder is no joke man. I'm thankful it was only temporary.
 

Are you Paula Deen?
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04-21-2015, 10:20 AM

Quote:Are you Paula Deen?


...or Earl Campbell.
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04-21-2015, 10:36 AM

Quote:...or Earl Campbell.
 

She's a woman, so I'm not going with Earl Campbell.
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04-21-2015, 10:38 AM

Quote:She's a woman, so I'm not going with Earl Campbell.


If it wasn't the internet, I'd agree...


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04-21-2015, 07:28 PM

Quote:Are you Paula Deen?


Um, no.
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04-21-2015, 07:29 PM

Quote:If it wasn't the internet, I'd agree...

Smile


I'm mos def a female. Lol.
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04-21-2015, 07:42 PM

Quote:If it wasn't the internet, I'd agree...

Smile
 

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04-21-2015, 10:59 PM

Really? Nobody else is laughing because her last name is Faal? Just me?
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04-22-2015, 12:16 AM

Quote:Really? Nobody else is laughing because her last name is Faal? Just me?


Yeah I caught that too. Drifter, I'm going to need a 3rd source to this story because this seems too made up.
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04-22-2015, 06:40 AM

Quote:Yeah I caught that too. Drifter, I'm going to need a 3rd source to this story because this seems too made up.
 

 

Here's about 20 since you're too lazy to google

 

https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=Ag...mp=yhs-004
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04-22-2015, 11:02 AM

Note to agoraphobics when you venture outside.  Look where you're going.

Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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04-22-2015, 11:14 AM

...and here I thought agoraphobics were scared of sweaters made from rabbit fur.
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04-22-2015, 04:12 PM

Quote:On the world wide interwebs, GIRL = G
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Yeah, that's why I said female. 
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04-22-2015, 04:14 PM

Quote:Note to agoraphobics EVERYONE when you venture outside.  Look where you're going.
I survived the Gus Bradley Error.
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