Pig Eats Owner's Pot, Man Has A Meltdown
 

FEBRUARY 5--After his pet pig ate all of his marijuana, a furious Ohio man went on a drinking binge that resulted in his bust Saturday for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, police report.

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/a...pot-879041

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

SMH....

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"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs - I was a man before I was a king."

Pigs will eat ANYTHING

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Did the pig start to eat itself when it got the munchies?

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Investigators say that Chad Spohn, 44, became highly intoxicated after drinking a bottle of Everclear, the 190-proof alcohol.

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

Pot laced Pork. The possibilities are endless. I could be a millionaire.

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TravC59, aka JacksJags. @TravC59 on Twitter
;
; "This is really good, you want a bite, Honey?"

Pot laced Pork. The possibilities are endless. I could be a millionaire.

 

As if bacon wasn't already good enough.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Hence the expression, "as hungry as a pig." -Bricktop

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As if bacon wasn't already good enough.

 

Someone has to make this happen

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Someone has to make this happen

Well, you're the farmer...

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

potchops , mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Someone has to make this happen

 

 (Insert player name here) has been suspended for eating bacon.

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I survived the Gus Bradley Error.