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'There's no toilet roll, please send help':

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'There's no toilet roll, please send help': Teen rescued from embarrassing mishap after TWEETING Virgin Trains (that must have been an awkward handover)
<ul class="">[*]Adam Greenwood, 16, was travelling from Euston to Glasgow
[*]Realised there was no toilet paper, and took to Twitter for help
[*]Virgin Trains responded and despatched a member of staff to help teen
[*]Spokesperson for Virgin Trains says they were happy to help Adam finish what he had started 
</ul>

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel...z3OGtkChqo

 

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Toilet paper patrol!
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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There is nothing worse then using a public bathroom only to realize mid dump there is no paper!
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Quote:There is nothing worse then using a public bathroom only to realize mid dump there is no paper!


That's why you ALWAYS check before starting your...transaction.



I guess girls probably do this more because we have paperwork with every tranaction!
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Quote:That's why you ALWAYS check before starting your...transaction.



I guess girls probably do this more because we have paperwork with every tranaction!


There's been times I was just happy to make it to the toilet mush less check the paper stock lol!
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Quote:There's been times I was just happy to make it to the toilet mush less check the paper stock lol!



Less fiber and better planning might help you out! :thumbsup:
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Quote:Less fiber and better planning might help you out! :thumbsup:


Pfff like I told the doc when he said less beer, red meat, and carbs, just start digging now doc i ain't changing!
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Quote:Pfff like I told the doc when he said less beer, red meat, and carbs, just start digging now doc i ain't changing!



Remember that when you're sitting there with no toilet paper! :thumbsup:
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Quote:Remember that when you're sitting there with no toilet paper! :thumbsup:


Well clearly this guy solved that for me, thank you twitter
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Toilet paper was invented in 19th century (patent 1883) but China might have been using it since 6th century.  Could you imagine the things that they used before toilet paper?   Or worse not having your cell phone while taking a dump?


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Quote:Pfff like I told the doc when he said less beer, red meat, and carbs, just start digging now doc i ain't changing!
 

I literally don't know what to do if I don't have a portion of meat with a meal.

 

It's just incomplete... it doesn't register in my brain.

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Quote:There is nothing worse then using a public bathroom only to realize mid dump there is no paper!
 

Nothing worse than it....other than tweeting it to the whole world and then having it become a story posted in the US.  lol

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Quote:I literally don't know what to do if I don't have a portion of meat with a meal.

 

It's just incomplete... it doesn't register in my brain.
 

Fried Chicken will be the death of me, I eat it one way or another every day.

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Quote:Fried Chicken will be the death of me, I eat it one way or another every day.
 

Every day???

 

That's pretty hardcore man haha.

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Quote:Nothing worse than it....other than tweeting it to the whole world and then having it become a story posted in the US.  lol
 Sure there is.

 

There isn't a bathroom within 20 miles of where I work, so we kinda hang off tree limbs. And if you get caught without TP, you have to use a tree branch.

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