Naked Woman Gets Stuck Shimmying Down Ex-Boyfriend’s Chimney

 

From the “You-Just-Can’t-Make-This-Stuff-Up-Department,” sounding like a script written for a TV sitcom, comes this story out of Woodcrest, California, in which firefighters had to rescue a 35-year-old naked woman, feet literally dangling out of the fireplace, who was stuck in her ex-boyfriend’s chimney at around 5:00 a.m. on Saturday

 

http://www.tpnn.com/2015/01/05/naked-wom...s-chimney/

 

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

There are some stupid people out there!! Do people honestly thing a chimney is just a big open tube from floor to roof like it is on cartoons???

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Obviously there's a reason she was an Ex.

 

But I bet she was hot.  (especially if he had the fire place on!)

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I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 

I wonder if she was a smoker.

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She's not allowed to be around her kids.  She's climbing down the chimney to get in the house. 

 

Yeah, that's the marrying kind. 

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Naked Woman Gets Stuck Shimmying Down Ex-Boyfriend’s Chimney

 

From the “You-Just-Can’t-Make-This-Stuff-Up-Department,” sounding like a script written for a TV sitcom, comes this story out of Woodcrest, California, in which firefighters had to rescue a 35-year-old naked woman, feet literally dangling out of the fireplace, who was stuck in her ex-boyfriend’s chimney at around 5:00 a.m. on Saturday

 

http://www.tpnn.com/2015/01/05/naked-wom...s-chimney/

 

WoW, you really cant make that stuff up...

Funny stuff

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She should have came down with a chimney brush, that's how you know it's true love. 

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That relationship truly went up in flames....

      His ex is smoking hot....

            Hey look everybody has skeltons in their closets but how many of us can say in the chimney too?

 

Wait I thought Santa Clause was a male, did the author meant to say Mrs. Clause because I thought she always stayed in the kitchen?

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