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No Alimony For Woman Who Didn't Tell Husband She Was A Genie

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No Alimony For Woman Who Didn't Tell Husband She Was A Genie
 

KHOU - This story about a divorce in the United Arab Emirates begins in not-so-unusual fashion: A wife refuses to sleep with her husband, and he is not pleased. Then it gets weird: She tells him to talk to her parents, who explain that their daughter can’t have sex with him because she is, in fact, a supernatural creature called a jinn that the BBCequates to a genie.

 

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Seems reasonable.
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No nookie for you, Master!!!

 

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<i>Behold man's final mad disgrace.</i>

<i>He chops his nose to spite his face.</i>

 

-Etrigan the Demon

 
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#4

I know in the olden days inability or refusal to consummate the marriage was grounds for annulment. Not sure if that applies here. 


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#5

He just needed to rub her the right way... :whistling:
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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true

 

 

yall better lisen' to bunny


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Quote:I know in the olden days inability or refusal to consummate the marriage was grounds for annulment. Not sure if that applies here. 
 

Were there also provisions in that law to consider the frequency and quality of said consummation?


 

:whistling:

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#8

On tribal grounds we give squaw peace pipe loosen her up!


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Quote:No nookie for you, Master!!!

 
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During this era, Genie's costume was considered pornography...


If she was/is a true genie then she should've blinked her eyes and made him feel good w/o breaking code or simply blink and provide weman that would make him feel good...


Blink, Blink...


NH3...
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Quote:During this era, Genie's costume was considered [BAD WORD REMOVED]...


If she was/is a true genie then she should've blinked her eyes and made him feel good w/o breaking code or simply blink and provide weman that would make him feel good...


Blink, Blink...


NH3...
 

Good point, although if she were really interested in doing her man a solid she would've blinked in a simulacrum, giving him what he wanted without sullying herself with base activities. A good genie knows how to distort a wish to suit her own needs while still filling the conditions of a wish.

 

This here is a lousy genie imo.


<i>Behold man's final mad disgrace.</i>

<i>He chops his nose to spite his face.</i>

 

-Etrigan the Demon

 
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