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I believe in Shaq! And Jack! And Gene! And Vic! And Dave! And Podlesh! And Koetter! And G...
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Hey guys. Just checking in with the gang here. I've been a big beleiver in all the guys who will help us with this quick, tidy little rebuild job. Should only take a couple years, because every draft pick is great! I also like all the hires, always. Vic told us Shaq knew what he was doing and I still believe that's true. Vic told us Gene was an executive diamond in the rough, and I just know he won't steer us wrong. I know it's all about that franchise face at quarterback and Blaine Gabbert sure has a nice mug! I think it's just what we need! And if it's not we'll just keep on drafing quarterbacks. Well, and punters! We just need a super up-and-coming offensive genius like Dirk Koetter to put it all together!
Also, I know in my heart that Wayne Weaver means exactly what he says, when he says he has no interest in selling the team. It's not my nature to just blindly believe things. There is clear, sound logical backing for all these convictions I have. The fact that I believe every single one, all the time is just a coincidence. But Shaq and Gene knew what they were doing because Vic Ketchmen telld me so, and I know Dave and Gus will right this ship too! Between Podlesh and Gabbert and Anger and Blackman we are practically hitting the full house jackpot every time! Just be patient guys. The rebuild is almost over. We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!
Remember when Alualu was "the DT version of Polamalu?"
Remember when we "fixed" the WR position for the forseeable future when we drafted Mike Thomas, Jarett Dillard, and Tiquan Underwood? Good ol Vick Catchman.
Make the Jags Great Again
Blake Bortles......YOU'RE FIRED! Dave Caldwell.....YOU'RE FIRED!
Shh, he thinks he's the cleverest guy on the board. Let him have his delusional fun.
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The thing is, Gene Smith is so savvy, so shrewd, that it's impossible to really doubt him. If you don't believe me, just ask Vic Ketchman. He puts the Gene in genius and between Reggie Nelson and Gabbert and Justin Blackmins and Bryan Anger I think he is really getting the job done. Caldwell too. His coordinators are just pencil-whipping guys left and right!
This is gonna be a quick rebuild guys. Remember, the rookies are young rookies. It takes time. The rookies need chemistry with the new coordinators so everyone is on the same page to keep chopping wood. Once we rebuild with these rookies we're only a couple more new coaches and a new GM or two away from a new rookie crop that will really have us on the road to rebuild! I believe in Vic, you guys. When he speaks, I listen, I believe, I commit, I nod, I repeat, I call my bookie and bet the house on whatever Vic tells me! Just believe guys. This rebuild will be over quickly. I know we made a couple mistakes along the way, as Vic pointed out, in not drafing franchise face quaterbacks who were just "pure winners" like Brady Quinn and Matt Leinart. Vic really loved those guys for how much they were just pure majestic handsome winners at quaterback. But it's alright because Wayne isn't selling and Vic just knows Gene is the man for the job. I know he would have felt the same way about Gus. I just know it. This rebuild will be over soon, my friends. As soon as Drunkin Blackman comes back, him and Mike Sims-Walker will hook up with Blaine Gabbirt under the tutilege of offensive genius Dirk Koetter who will pencil whip the other teams! Then it is so on. Can't wait!
New era. I know its hard but its time to let it go.........
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
This thread is so very funny good job op you really put everyone in their respective places.
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Quote:Shack* Are you sure that's the correct spelling? I tend not to believe anybody except Vic Katchman but if he says it I will definitely believe it, so if you could link to an article where he spelled the name I would really appreciate that. Cheers, brother.
Good for you? I don't believe in any of those people. I do believe in Santa Claus however... Who else eats all those cookies???
Quote:Good for you? I don't believe in any of those people. I do believe in Santa Claus however... Who else eats all those cookies??? LOL what???? You don't believe in Vic and Gene??? You must be some kind of troll. God what an annoying troll, you just complain all the time. Some internet bum thinking he knows better than professionals like Vic and Gene. Ridiculous. Just spewing nonsense, always griping, nitpicking, such a doubting thomas. The team is in good hands, Mr. Weaver does a fine job of selecting very crafty executives and clearly we just need patience because this group of guys is the foundation. It's a young team and it's a young man's game, just run the ball and stop the run. Seriously. If you disagree with Vic and how great Gene is, you're obviously just a whacked out troll. I believe anything someone in a Jags polo shirt tells me over some internet guy. Would you have had the clairvoyance to draft Podlesh? I hardly think so. So just save it, bub.
Shack Harris isn't doing too bad in Detroit right now. Gene Smith isn't doing too bad at Publix either, I hear. Stacking those jars on those shelves.
I was wrong about Trent Baalke.
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Quote:Shack Harris isn't doing too bad in Detroit right now. Gene Smith isn't doing too bad at Publix either, I hear. Stacking those jars on those shelves. Exactly, he knows how to find those jars on the shelf. He of course selects them based on value and not need, and he knows how critical it is to have a franchise face. He gets up at 6 in the morning to go scout the hidden gems at William and Mary. With his brand of brilliance at the helm, I just know the Jaguars are going to be relevant again soon. Take care of the future and Gene Smith will take care of you.
One of the better threads in a while, IMO. It is like the circus has been in town with its snake charmers, clowns and snake oil sellers. The Wayne Weaver Circus featuring the Flying DelRios, the Great Gabbert and soon, Mularkey the lion tamer.
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Quote:One of the better threads in a while, IMO. It is like the circus has been in town with its snake charmers, clowns and snake oil sellers. The Wayne Weaver Circus featuring the Flying DelRios, the Great Gabbert and soon, Mularkey the lion tamer. Actually, this is what happens when a T-U commenter builds up the nerve to post here. Remember Jungle Cat? He's another one who gave it a go. If we could get a straight answer out of this dummy about his views on Tim Tebow (worships Him) or the scoreboard funding (unfair and crooked, by God!) he would reveal himself immediately. Alas, we're stuck with his sixth grade attempt at thinly veiling his T-U Commenter Group Fury behind 'witty' sarcasm. It's really more sad than anything. We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!
Quote:Shh, he thinks he's the cleverest guy on the board. Let him have his delusional fun. He's not alone there.
I survived the Gus Bradley Error.
Gibbet, lol, sounds like a nickname for Gabbert.
Blaine, is that you?
I survived the Gus Bradley Error.
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