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I need a catchy sign idea for Bortles

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So I'm going to the season opener in Philly and I am trying to think of a funny idea for a sign for the game, any ideas? I know once Henee throws a couple picks and the Jags go down early if I have a funny enough sign it's gonna be on tv. I have front row 20 yard line tickets. Help me out guys!
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#2

Touchdown Mutant Ninja Bortles Time!!!
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#3

"A few Henne shots, and then pop Bortles!"
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(This post was last modified: 08-30-2014, 08:24 PM by The Mad Dog.)

Quote:So I'm going to the season opener in Philly and I am trying to think of a funny idea for a sign for the game, any ideas? I know once Henee throws a couple picks and the Jags go down early if I have a funny enough sign it's gonna be on tv. I have front row 20 yard line tickets. Help me out guys!
 

I wouldn't bring any Pro Jags sign with you to that zoo. You're just asking for trouble. 

 

I wore my Jags gear last time the Jags played there and probably won't do that if I go next Sunday. You can't enjoy yourself that way because of the knuckleheads. Last time I was lucky enough to be sitting near some cool Eagles fans who weren't bad, but as I left the stadium I had a few run ins with some drunks who were just looking for an excuse to vent the anger of the Eagles loss. I was close to throwing down, but smartly didn't as I wuld have been vastly outnumbered, lol


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Quote:I wouldn't bring any Pro Jags sign with you to that zoo. You're just asking for trouble.


I wore my Jags gear last time the Jags played there and probably won't do that if I go next Sunday. You can't enjoy yourself that way because of the knuckleheads.
Ive heard philly fans are rough. Was it just nonstop harassment?
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(This post was last modified: 08-30-2014, 08:25 PM by Dakota.)

Quote:So I'm going to the season opener in Philly and I am trying to think of a funny idea for a sign for the game, any ideas? I know once Henee throws a couple picks and the Jags go down early if I have a funny enough sign it's gonna be on tv. I have front row 20 yard line tickets. Help me out guys!
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This is "Filthadephia" we're talking about.


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Quote:Ive heard philly fans are rough. Was it just nonstop harassment?
 

see above, I added to the post. 

 

It wasn't that bad for me, but I got lucky to be sitting near cool fans, I think. 

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Quote:see above, I added to the post.


It wasn't that bad for me, but I got lucky to be sitting near cool fans, I think.


My friend I'm going with is an eagles fan, so I was thinking that might ease the tension a little bit. I feel I have to wear my Jags gear though, cuz if they win it'd be such a huge funny upset
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#9

GIVE ME BORTLES OR GIVE ME DEATH.

I survived the Gus Bradley Error.
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" If Henne's the answer, it must have been a stupid question"


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Quote:My friend I'm going with is an eagles fan, so I was thinking that might ease the tension a little bit. I feel I have to wear my Jags gear though, cuz if they win it'd be such a huge funny upset


If the Jags pull the upset, the last thing you'll want to do is flaunt your Jags gear.
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#12

God Help our Henne!


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#13
(This post was last modified: 08-31-2014, 08:03 PM by C'MON JAGS.)

How about a 2- sided sign.

 

In Henne We Bust         - When Henne is in

 

In Bortles We Trust         -When Bortles finally makes it in.


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I don't recommend having a Bortles sign where you know Henne will start. But for the eventual day that we finally change quarterbacks, I would definitely do that.

 

Do you live relatively close to or in Philadelphia?


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#15

How about announce Blake's new nickname and see if he likes it . . . BLAKE BORTLES IS THE B2 BOMBER!


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#16

My sign would say "I'm not wearing underwear right now."
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#17

A replica of Michelangelo's famous painting in the Sistine Chapel but with Shad Khan and Blake Bortles instead of god and Adam.
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Quote:How about announce Blake's new nickname and see if he likes it . . . BLAKE BORTLES IS THE B2 BOMBER!


That'll really show those puke fans as he wanders the sideline holding a clipboard in that game.


How about "Dump your beer here! I'm a Jags fan!"
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Quote:That'll really show those puke fans as he wanders the sideline holding a clipboard in that game.


How about "Dump your beer here! I'm a Jags fan!"
Really, just cut out the middleman and get right to it...

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#20

"Bortles Kombat" was floating around Facebook the other day. I thought that was cool. It was the Jaguar logo inside of the old Mortal Kombat format. Pretty neat idea.


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