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Chuck Norris or Bruce lee

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08-12-2014, 10:24 PM (This post was last modified: 08-12-2014, 10:25 PM by EricC85.)

Set my crazy wife straight and back me up people. Chuck freaking Norris is 10 times the man Little Bruce lee every hoped to be!


This is worse than the dog betrayal!
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#2
08-12-2014, 10:25 PM

Lee.

 

 

Easily

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08-12-2014, 10:26 PM

Quote:Lee.



Easily


Ugh
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08-12-2014, 10:26 PM

Lee
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08-12-2014, 10:27 PM

You people disgust me
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08-12-2014, 10:27 PM

Sorry...lol
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08-12-2014, 10:28 PM (This post was last modified: 08-12-2014, 10:28 PM by EricC85.)

She's enjoying this I'm hoping for more sane people to chime in
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08-12-2014, 10:30 PM

I don't even know what this means, but if I'm learning Karate, I'm not going to Chuck Norris for that.  If I want to learn how to grow a beard, or to become an American legend maybe I hit him up for that.  

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08-12-2014, 10:31 PM

Could Chuck Norris beat two people at ping pong using nunchaku? No. That is why it is Bruce Lee all day.
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08-12-2014, 10:31 PM

Quote:She's enjoying this I'm hoping for more sane people to chime in



Sorry Eric...but the wife is right. :yes:
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08-12-2014, 10:33 PM (This post was last modified: 08-12-2014, 10:34 PM by EricC85.)

Quote:Sorry Eric...but the wife is right. :yes:

Hmmm this has never happened before ???!
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08-12-2014, 10:35 PM

Quote:Hmmm this has never happened before ???!
never happened before?? i doubt that!!! lee all day 
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08-12-2014, 10:37 PM

Quote:Could Chuck Norris beat two people at ping pong using nunchaku? No. That is why it is Bruce Lee all day.
Exactly.  One of the most incredible feats I've seen on youtube.

 

I'd also like to think that if Lee were alive today, he wouldn't be broadcasting senseless political diatribes.

 

Norris is an excellent martial artist, a fair actor, and Bruce Lee's inferior at both endeavors.
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08-12-2014, 10:43 PM

Quote:Hmmm this has never happened before ???!



I'm finding this way to hard to believe!! Tongue
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08-12-2014, 10:45 PM

Quote:Exactly.  One of the most incredible feats I've seen on youtube.

 

I'd also like to think that if Lee were alive today, he wouldn't be broadcasting senseless political diatribes.

 

Norris is an excellent martial artist, a fair actor, and Bruce Lee's inferior at both endeavors.



Not to mention the bow flex or thigh master...whatever piece of exercise it is that Chuck is always hawking on an infomercial.
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08-12-2014, 10:46 PM

Lee.

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#17
08-12-2014, 10:53 PM

Ok now you guys are just piling it on.

mods end this atrocity of poor judgement by my fellow misguided posters
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08-12-2014, 10:56 PM

Quote:Ok now you guys are just piling it on.

mods end this atrocity of poor judgement by my fellow misguided posters



I hope it was a good bet that your wife just won! :thumbsup:
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08-12-2014, 11:40 PM

In a Karate Match?  Probably Chuck Norris as you said.


However, in a no-holds-barred fight, Bruce Lee as your wife said.

I was wrong about Trent Baalke. 
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#20
08-13-2014, 12:00 AM

Bruce Lee would toy with him, on the street or in competition.
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