Older Men With Guns Rob Pharmacy, Make Off With Viagra

 

In broad daylight, two older men armed with guns held up a medical clinic on the West Side and made off with hundreds of dollars’ worth of Viagra and other drugs.

 

 

CBS 2’s Dorothy Tucker reports from Chicago’s Austin community.

 

 

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/07/28/o...her-drugs/

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Wants to join the "cereal box" dating service. I've dated enough flakes and nuts...all I want is the prize now.

I guess they've got to do something to keep those pistols popping in Chicago.  Times are getting desperate. 

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'm sure they presented their wives with a standing ovation as soon as they got home.

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

"Stick 'em up!"

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Now they're locked and loaded

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Now they're locked and loaded

 

They face stiff sentencing, for sure.  Hopefully the judge won't be too hard on the guys.

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They face stiff sentencing, for sure.  Hopefully the judge won't be too hard on the guys.

 

He might have a hard time finding a soft spot for them.....

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Had an old guy tell me the following joke. Guy must have been in his late 70s. He says.. he went to visit some friends in a nursing home and was surprised to learn that the nurses were administering Viagra to all the men. I replied in disbelief that this could not be true. His eyes got wide and he said, "It's true! The nurses say it keeps the men from rolling out of bed." I laughed and then he got a serious look on his face and told me, "I shouldn't make fun. A dear friend of mine was taking Viagra and he had a heart attack and died recently." I offered my condolences and he says, "It was really embarassing. At the funeral, they couldn't get the coffin shut."

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Only a chump boos the home team!

This is just another example of how young people these days have no morals or values and are leading to the degradation of society.


This would never have happened in the past because people of every previous generation had respect for the law and rarely committed crimes.

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talk about your hardened criminals

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I'll bet this will be a hard case to crack.

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Got one stuck in my throat ... gave me a stiff neck for a week.

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Got one stuck in my throat ... gave me a stiff neck for a week.

I so hope you're talking about the pills!! :blink:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I so hope you're talking about the pills!! :blink:

 

ahahahahhahahahahha!!! :woot: 

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I so hope you're talking about the pills!! :blink:

 

 

 

What pills?

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What pills?

Hehe

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

They didn't get them for the purpose of procreation. They were just sick of rolling off of the bed at night........ :whistling:

 

:woot: :woot:

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

They didn't get them for the purpose of procreation. They were just sick of rolling off of the bed at night........ :whistling:

 

:woot: :woot:

 

Someone didn't read the thread before posting.  

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Someone didn't read the thread before posting.  

Oops, my bad.

 

I take it all back. :yes:

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

Oops, my bad.

 

I take it all back. :yes:

 

I hear that stuff makes a person inattentive.   :teehee:

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