I was in New Orleans for a bowl game that pitted the Buckeyes against the Volunteers. I thought, which is less scary? An obscure twig and nut berry thing or someone who helps you out for free? What are the other mascots that inspire no fear whatsoever?

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Only a chump boos the home team!

The Orioles Bird

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The Stanford tree and Steely McBeam.

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University California Santa Cruz Banana Slugs come to mind.

 

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“It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.”
― Albert Camus

 someone who helps you out for free?

 

Seriously?

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

 

.....What are the other mascots that inspire no fear whatsoever?

 

Uhmmm, how about all of them?.... :ermm:

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Scottsdale Fighting Artichokes

 

  

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Scottsdale Fighting Artichokes

 

  

You can choke on an artichoke if it's not cleaned properly. Probably doesn't help this Mascot with the ladies...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

The San Diego Chicken

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The San Diego Chicken

 

The San Diego Chicken

What? You've never seen him hex an opposing player? That's good stuff.

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

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Seriously?

I'm glad someone caught that.

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

Lol Hahahahahahaha!!!!

What in the @#$%??!!


Aaahahahahahahahaha!!

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University California Santa Cruz Banana Slugs come to mind.

Slugs can be vicious.....

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Uhmmm, how about all of them?.... :ermm:

 

This. None of these overgrown Muppets are intimidating. If we're including the mascots for, say, the University of Colorado or Auburn University, we can have a discussion.

 

I was at an Auburn game at Florida Field when the Auburn mascot, an eagle, attacked UF RB James Andrews after he scored a TD. Now THAT'S intimidation.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

This. None of these overgrown Muppets are intimidating. If we're including the mascots for, say, the University of Colorado or Auburn University, we can have a discussion.


I was at an Auburn game at Florida Field when the Auburn mascot, an eagle, attacked UF RB James Andrews after he scored a TD. Now THAT'S intimidation.

So you're saying the Jags need a real Jaguar on the sideline?

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Slugs can be vicious.....

Just carry salt around with you...you'll be okay!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

The Valley University Vajayjays could be pretty daunting, except for their games against the University of South Carolina.  Then the mood lighting and Barry White songs started to get a little uncomfortable.

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This. None of these overgrown Muppets are intimidating. If we're including the mascots for, say, the University of Colorado or Auburn University, we can have a discussion.

 

I was at an Auburn game at Florida Field when the Auburn mascot, an eagle, attacked UF RB James Andrews after he scored a TD. Now THAT'S intimidation.

UGA, Georgia's mascot has been known to go after opposing  team's players.

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
;
Charles Schultz
;
 
;
"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
;
T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

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