I'm surprised this forum did not recognize the true and beautiful role for these tiny beers.  I used to bring an 8-pack of Miller Pony's (7-oz) to the Jag games back in the old-school 1990's.  We called them "breakfast beers" and they were the perfect start to any tailgate party.  When you are slamming Irish Car Bombs before noon, it helps to ramp up with a preliminary breakfast beer at around 9:00 or 10:00.

 

I always liked having a lager for breakfast. Give me a good breakfast scramble with a Yeungling and it's a great way to start any day!

 

... unless you have to go to work.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

I don't really drink beer in the morning. If I'm having a drink with breakfast it's a Bloody Mary, a Mimosa or Irish Coffee.

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Cold Beer on Frosted Flakes.... They're GREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAT

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Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

I've had coors in lucky charms after running out of milk on a ski trip... breakfast of champions!

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Kaishakunin for hire.

* (disclaimer) If you think I'm serious, hit yourself in the face w/ a hammer.

 

Cold Beer on Frosted Flakes.... They're GREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAT

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."

I've had coors in lucky charms after running out of milk on a ski trip... breakfast of champions!

:SICK: :SICK:

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"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."