http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5445785.

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Where's Bigfoot?

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Where's Bigfoot?

firesants ate him.

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firesants ate him.

Now that's a story.. Where's Drifter when we need him?

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Now that's a story.. Where's Drifter when we need him?

firesants.

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Check out "Leiningen Versus the Ants", sometime when you get a chance. They made us read that story way back in the stone age. Still a good read...

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Nature and all it's inhabitants can do some amazing things when called upon in the face of adversity to survive.

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Nature and all it's inhabitants can do some amazing things when called upon in the face of adversity to survive.

Its called Fight or Flight and I usually use that technique on blind dates.

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Its called Fight or Flight and I usually use that technique on blind dates.

 

haha care to elaborate?

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haha care to elaborate?

I've dated my share of creatures. Walking upright was definitely a luxury for some.

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I've dated my share of creatures. Walking upright was definitely a luxury for some.

 

I had a girl once, in the middle of our first date, tell me that she was going on vacation with her ex boyfriend the next week.

 

Pardon? Come again? -Me

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I had a girl once, in the middle of our first date, tell me that she was going on vacation with her ex boyfriend the next week.


Pardon? Come again? -Me

Really? I went out with a woman once and we had fun. It actually developed into a second date.. By the 3rd date, she finally came clean and told me that she was married with 2 kids.

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That taught me to start looking for tan lines on the ring finger.

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Really? I went out with a woman once and we had fun. It actually developed into a second date.. By the 3rd date, she finally came clean and told me that she was married with 2 kids.

 

I had a similar experience to this as well but on the 3rd date she admitted she was a stripper not a night waitress. 

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I had a similar experience to this as well but on the 3rd date she admitted she was a stripper not a night waitress.

See? Creatures.. The lot of em.. It's just picking out the ones that walk more upright and can form words with their mouths that get second dates..

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I had a similar experience to this as well but on the 3rd date she admitted she was a stripper not a night waitress.

hmmm I can't say that'd be a deal break for me.

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hmmm I can't say that'd be a deal break for me.

 

That's a no fly zone for this guy.

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Nature and all it's inhabitants can do some amazing things when called upon in the face of adversity to survive.

 

Agreed.  Now, granted, if I came across something like that, it would be coated in Amdro almost immediately.  Fire ants are the devil's spawn. 

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Agreed. Now, granted, if I came across something like that, it would be coated in Amdro almost immediately. Fire ants are the devil's spawn.

I saw a while back they formed into a ball and started rolling around or something. ill try and find the link.. Ever stepped in a pile of them bad boys?

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