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See-Seal Shorts

#1

So I'm watching ESPN and its blonde bombshell assigned to the Jaguars, Britt McHenry. Right out of the gate, she said she spoke to "See-seal" (not See-sil) Shorts. I'm wondering what Cecil thinks about his woman's name. I was wanting to give Britt (a man's name) the benefit of the doubt, but that just ruined it. Stop it ESPN. No more Suzy Colbert clones. 


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#2

Quote:So I'm watching ESPN and its blonde bombshell assigned to the Jaguars, Britt McHenry. Right out of the gate, she said she spoke to "See-seal" (not See-sil) Shorts. I'm wondering what Cecil thinks about his woman's name. I was wanting to give Britt (a man's name) the benefit of the doubt, but that just ruined it. Stop it ESPN. No more Suzy Colbert clones. 
 

Looks supersede abilities yo.

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

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#3

Britt obviously isn't there for her Pulitzer coveted talent. She's eye candy. That's all..


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#4

Oh no she didn't!
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#5

Breet is short for Breetany. How is that a man's name?
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#6

Quote:Breet is short for Breetany. How is that a man's name?
 

It's spelled Britt, like Britt Hume. But point taken. Maybe Brittany sounds too girly for her new day job as professional eye candy. 

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#7

I had no idea who she was so I looked her up.  She actual has a pretty impressive resume.  College athlete at Stetson where she graduated magna [BLEEP] laude.  Then graduated from Northwestern's Journalism school.  So her looks may have helped her but seems like she has a lot more going for her than just a pretty face.




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#8

Wow !!! She is hot !!

 

....she's even hotter then Shelley Smith.  lol.

 

Where is Amanda Zitzmann when you need her.   Amanda & Britt in Jax --- that works !!


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#9

Quote:I had no idea who she was so I looked her up.  She actual has a pretty impressive resume.  College athlete at Stetson where she graduated magna [BAD WORD REMOVED] laude.  Then graduated from Northwestern's Journalism school.  So her looks may have helped her but seems like she has a lot more going for her than just a pretty face.
 

Now, I feel guilty.  I never even thought about going beyond google images.  Ninja

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#10

Quote:So I'm watching ESPN and its blonde bombshell assigned to the Jaguars, Britt McHenry. Right out of the gate, she said she spoke to "See-seal" (not See-sil) Shorts. I'm wondering what Cecil thinks about his woman's name. I was wanting to give Britt (a man's name) the benefit of the doubt, but that just ruined it. Stop it ESPN. No more Suzy Colbert clones. 
 

Are you a dude or a chick?

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#11

Sarah Walsh is the best
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#12

Doesn't really matter what's on your resume. If you want to work for ESPN, you have to offer up your free thinking brain for an ESPN Lobotomy and follow all given agendas. Easy..


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#13

Quote:I had no idea who she was so I looked her up.  She actual has a pretty impressive resume.  College athlete at Stetson where she graduated magna [BAD WORD REMOVED] laude.  Then graduated from Northwestern's Journalism school.  So her looks may have helped her but seems like she has a lot more going for her than just a pretty face.
Northwestern is a well-respected J-school. I"m curious--what sport did she play?  

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#14

Say what you want about Suzy Kolber. She's like a fine wine. She gets better with age.


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#15

Quote:Are you a dude or a chick?
 

I'm a hermaphrodite with high expectations for football reporters.

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#16

[Image: britt-mchenry-30.jpg]

 

:o


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#17

Quote:I'm a hermaphrodite with high expectations for football reporters.


That's what I was gonna guess
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#18

Quote:[Image: britt-mchenry-30.jpg]

 

:o
In the words of ESPN's Dick Vitale...

 

"Awesome baby!  Unbelievable!  She's a PTPer!"

 

Worst to 1st.  Curse Reversed!





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#19

She covered the team on draft day when we got Bortles. Good luck charm? Yes.

 

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And who cares, reporters always mispronounce names, it happens all the time.


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#20

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Stunning.. 


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