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Welcome heyome, Jennifer!

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"Sometimes, 1+1=2"

 

Please, tell me when 1+1 does NOT equal 2?

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"Sometimes, 1+1=2"

 

Please, tell me when 1+1 does NOT equal 2?

 

You need $100 for a purchase.

 

You borrow $50 from mom and $50 from dad.

 

The purchase ends up only being $97.

 

You give mom back one dollar and owe her $49.

You give dad back one dollar and owe him $49.

You keep one dollar for yourself.

 

49 + 49 + 1 = $99.00

 

Where did the other dollar go?

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

You need $100 for a purchase.

 

You borrow $50 from mom and $50 from dad.

 

The purchase ends up only being $97.

 

You give mom back one dollar and owe her $49.

You give dad back one dollar and owe him $49.

You keep one dollar for yourself.

 

49 + 49 + 1 = $99.00

 

Where did the other dollar go?

 

Please tell me this doesn't confuse people.

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Please tell me this doesn't confuse people.

 

Of course not.  The other dollar was exchanged for two rolls of pennies, and the recipient took them to a local gentleman's club and made it hail.

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Of course not.  The other dollar was exchanged for two rolls of pennies, and the recipient took them to a local gentleman's club and made it hail.

 

Stay away from the coin slot.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Please tell me this doesn't confuse people.

 

Oh yeah it does.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Oh yeah it does.

 

OK .... time to pay tribute to those people ......

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFDB7mpm990

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Metro Diner ads annoy me. "It's where the locals eat." Yeah, but the locals also eat at Taco Bell & Subway. Hacker is ok, but he yells like we're all hard of hearing. Jeff's recycling ad is getting tiresome, as is the one for the barber shop....although I always find myself saying along w/ him, "And kids, there's a TV at every cutting station." T-Whig's Gold Club ad is cool...he's so laid back that I don't mind that it's a place I'll never go to. Hate Clayton Bromberg's voice, hate the boatanista lady.

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Yeah, a tv at every cutting station doesn't scream "Old School" to me. But, I do get a damn fine haircut there.

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Metro Diner ads annoy me. "It's where the locals eat." Yeah, but the locals also eat at Taco Bell & Subway. Hacker is ok, but he yells like we're all hard of hearing. Jeff's recycling ad is getting tiresome, as is the one for the barber shop....although I always find myself saying along w/ him, "And kids, there's a TV at every cutting station." T-Whig's Gold Club ad is cool...he's so laid back that I don't mind that it's a place I'll never go to. Hate Clayton Bromberg's voice, hate the boatanista lady.

 

Metro Diner's food is so good their commercials will never annoy me.

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The Tony D's pizza commercials. Especially the one where he tells you it's at Baymeadows and 9A and then starts laughing for no reason.

 

This one still gets air time and is still terrible.

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The one that amuses me the most is the one for the men's clinic that promises you will get wood in their office, guaranteed. 

 

I wonder how they test that.   Does a nurse come in and get naked or something?  

 

"I saw it!  You got wood!  Pay up!" 

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The boatanesta (sp?) needs to walk the plank..

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"Sometimes divorce happens"

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"Sometimes divorce happens"

 

If you're not in Misurah or Illinoy then I'm not laysunced in your state.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

If you're not in Misurah or Illinoy then I'm not laysunced in your state.

 

Oh my god, I'd punch that guy if I ever saw him....and then he'd sue me.

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Ol' Wennul is just getting trolled by the writers now.

 

"I hear sheveral Cushamer Shervish Shucksshess Sorries like thish ever day at Wassun HomeServices."

 

weat:

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato

Metro Diner's food is so good their commercials will never annoy me.

The Metro Diner is overrated. The food is -okay-, and actually a little bland. The large portions are their saving grace.

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The Metro Diner is overrated. The food is -okay-, and actually a little bland. The large portions are their saving grace.

 

Not worth the wait.

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“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”. - Plato