Pa resort to hold naked beer festival where clothes are not optional
 

Nothing goes better with a pale ale than a tanned body.

Sunny Rest Resort, a naturalist resort in northeastern Pennsylvania, will be hosting a no-clothing mandatory beer festival to kick off the summer. 

According to the resort's website, the “Bare Beach Beer Bash” on June 28 offers unlimited beer sampling from domestic and imported breweries, live poolside music and more – all in the nude.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/04/2...p=features

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Usually, nudist colonies and clothing optional places aren't for the weak of heart.. This on the other hand, may help A LOT since there will be alcohol involved.. 

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This will be an interesting social experiment to see what affect the "surroundings" will have on the Beer Goggles.

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I'm trying to make myself more informed and less opinionated.

Stop saying whatever stupid thing you're talking about and pay attention to all the interesting things I have to say!

So. Likkered up, comes with a whole new meaning

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Blakes Life Matters

This is just an expanded version of my backyard on summer weekends.

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This is just an expanded version of my backyard on summer weekends.

 

The difference here is that people will attend that beer fest voluntarily.

 

Your backyard parties on summer weekends usually start with roofies or chloroform, and of course a panel van you call the "party shuttle". 

 

"It puts the lotion in the basket..."

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

The difference here is that people will attend that beer fest voluntarily.

 

Your backyard parties on summer weekends usually start with roofies or chloroform, and of course a panel van you call the "party shuttle". 

 

"It puts the lotion in the basket..."

 

don't be sour you know you enjoyed his party FBT!

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The difference here is that people will attend that beer fest voluntarily.

 

Your backyard parties on summer weekends usually start with roofies or chloroform, and of course a panel van you call the "party shuttle". 

 

"It puts the lotion in the basket..."

 

Sir!  I consider it FREE public transportation.  

 

don't be sour you know you enjoyed his party FBT!

 

He knows the details pretty well, huh.  

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Sir!  I consider it FREE public transportation.  

 

 

He knows the details pretty well, huh.  

 

They always claim they where drugged.........

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Sweet! On my birthday, no less. :thumbsup:

 

I know where I'm partying that day!

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

Sounds like my Cinco De Mayo plans.








...Damn you Homebiscuit, stealing my joke.

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Sounds like my Cinco De Mayo plans.








...Damn you Homebiscuit, stealing my joke.

 

Joke?

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Binged the place, blocked and reported to the network [BLEEP] at work. Thanks.

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Reminds me of a tee shirt:


"Beer: Helping Ugly People Get Laid For Over 200 Years!"

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Why is it that it's always the people that should never be naked that are the ones running around naked a jay birds???



And speaking of :yucky: ... Why is it that on those HBO Real Sex shows the people having threesomes look like they shouldn't be able to find one person to schtup...much less two???

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Why is it that it's always the people that should never be naked that are the ones running around naked a jay birds???



And speaking of :yucky: ... Why is it that on those HBO Real Sex shows the people having threesomes look like they shouldn't be able to find one person to schtup...much less two???

 

I don't know... there's some good beaches up near the Bay 

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I don't know... there's some good beaches up near the Bay 

 

Gray Whale Cove used to be a 'clothing optional' beach.  I know this because I visited a couple of times while choosing not to exercise that option.  I see it's a state beach now.

 

Ah, I just researched and it's still a nude beach.   :thumbsup:

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How about going 32 years of your life then wondering why your parents didn't show you pics of their rv park.


I'll give you a hint... Nekkid


Wish it were a joke. It's not


That explains why they were always more tan than I. Even with me having an outdoor job... :/

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How about going 32 years of your life then wondering why your parents didn't show you pics of their rv park.


I'll give you a hint... Nekkid


Wish it were a joke. It's not


That explains why they were always more tan than I. Even with me having an outdoor job... :/

 

It's not so much the depth of the tan, but the totality of it.

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It's not so much the depth of the tan, but the totality of it.

They were darker and... Well, I suppose darker in the nether regions as well. Point goes to my parents on that one.

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