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Naked Man At Walmart Says He Got The Wrong Drugs

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04-19-2014, 04:03 PM


Naked Man At Walmart Says He Got The Wrong Drugs
 

A South Carolina man who walked into a Walmart wearing nothing but his shoes said he went "crazy" after getting his hands on the wrong drugs.

“I’ve had a problem with drugs in the past. I still like to do ecstasy once in a while,” Kevin Hughes told WSOC-TV. “I accidentally got methamphetamine instead and it really made me crazy.”

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/18...weird-news

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."
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04-19-2014, 04:49 PM

I've asked a similar question by I'll ask it again:

 

HOW CAN SOMEONE WEARING SHOES BE NAKED‽

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04-19-2014, 05:04 PM

Quote:I've asked a similar question by I'll ask it again:

 

HOW CAN SOMEONE WEARING SHOES BE NAKED‽
Don't knock it until you've tried it.


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So I hear
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04-19-2014, 05:14 PM

I wear only a smile.
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04-19-2014, 05:43 PM

Quote:I wear only a smile.
Now, that's the way to do it.


Your gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it!
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04-19-2014, 08:21 PM

Unfortunately the crazy meth-head could not be apprehended by police as he "blended in with the rest of the patrons"
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04-19-2014, 08:27 PM

Quote:Unfortunately the crazy meth-head could not be apprehended by police as he "blended in with the rest of the patrons"

Ain't that the truth!
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04-19-2014, 08:58 PM

I could Never be naked no matter where I go or the complete lack of clothing w/or w/out shoes...


I'll Always be wearing My Birthday Suit as a Back-Up...


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04-19-2014, 09:01 PM

Quote:Naked Man At Walmart Says He Got The Wrong Drugs

 

A South Carolina man who <a class="bbc_url" href='http://myfox8.com/2014/04/17/man-accused-of-walking-around-walmart-naked/'>walked into a Walmart wearing nothing but his shoes</a> said he went "crazy" after getting his hands on the wrong drugs.

“I’ve had a problem with drugs in the past. I still like to do ecstasy once in a while,” <a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/local/man-arrested-after-walking-around-walmart-naked-po/nfcDC/?hpt=ju_bn1'>Kevin Hughes told WSOC-TV</a>. “I accidentally got methamphetamine instead and it really made me crazy.”

 
<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/18/naked-man-walmart-meth_n_5173437.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news'>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/18/naked-man-walmart-meth_n_5173437.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news</a>


Weeeeeeeelllll, if you went crazy then just how do you know that you were on Meth...


Sounds like "A Cop Out"...


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04-19-2014, 09:52 PM

Quote:I wear only a smile.
 

Me too, a smile in the front and a sideways smile in the back.

 

So you get to see a smile whether you see me coming or going.
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04-19-2014, 09:53 PM

Quote:I've asked a similar question by I'll ask it again:

 

HOW CAN SOMEONE WEARING SHOES BE NAKED‽
 

I guess he was really just nearly naked or mostly naked, take your pick.
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