2014 CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes
 

This is an actual sweepstakes and we are pleased to team up with NewYork-Presbyterian, which is New York’s top-ranked hospital according to U.S. News & World Report’s Best Hospitals. If you are the grand prize winner, we will fly you and a companion to New York for three nights in a luxury hotel. And then the main <a class="" href='http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/02/16/2014-cbs-cares-colonoscopy-sweepstakes/#'><span style="font-weight:normal;font-size:100%;color:rgb(0,153,0);background-color:transparent;">event</span></a> – you will be driven to the Center for Advanced Digestive Care at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital/Weill Cornell Medical Center for a free colonoscopy!

 

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/02/16/2...eepstakes/

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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

 

A colonoscopy may one day save your life.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Of all the luck....


I'm not due again for a couple of years.

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I'd rather take my chances...

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
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Charles Schultz
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"The harder I work, the luckier I get."
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T-Shirt at District Wrestling Meet.

I'd rather take my chances...

That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen you write! You don't mess with your health just because something might be uncomfortable!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen you write! You don't mess with your health just because something might be uncomfortable!

 

 

Yes nurse, Bunnie, lets get started ... did you bring your whip, too?

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Yes nurse, Bunnie, lets get started ... did you bring your whip, too?

If that's what it takes!!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Yes, yes it does.

 

Should I have asked for more?

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Yes, yes it does.

 

Should I have asked for more?

Always!! :yes:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I will bring a map I made, I have been there many times.

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I will bring a map I made, I have been there many times.

I don't wanna even ask why....

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Bring a flashlight, torches are not allowed.

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'Up Yours' would be a good name for these sweepstakes.

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you.  Thank you.  I'll be here all week.

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Bring a flashlight, torches are not allowed.

The smell of burning hair is never a plus!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

'Up Yours' would be a good name for these sweepstakes.






Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

You're so full of it..

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Cool thing is - you don't feel a thing. You're knocked out.

 

The last one I had I don't even remember being driven home. They could have done a secret lobotomy for all I know. Hmm, what year is it, anyway?

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The sun's not yellow, it's chicken.

You're so full of it..

 

You scoff but my idea will start a movement.

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Cool thing is - you don't feel a thing. You're knocked out.

 

The last one I had I don't even remember being driven home. They could have done a secret lobotomy for all I know. Hmm, what year is it, anyway?

Exactly...you're passed out so it's not like you feel the alien probing going on!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Cool thing is - you don't feel a thing. You're knocked out.


The last one I had I don't even remember being driven home. They could have done a secret lobotomy for all I know. Hmm, what year is it, anyway?

Exactly. You're unconscious. I don't see what the big deal is.

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