In response to the annual Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet the Hallmark Channel created a KItten Bowl. It is like the NFL's conference championship games and Super Bowl:   kittens from four animal shelters compete for the right to play in a championship game. If you are a cat lover, it is a must-see next year. The "cathletes" are adorable and, if it is possible, too cute.

 

Some kitten names were Tomcat Brady, Terry Bradclaw, Dan Furrino, Manti Meow, Troy Pawlamalu, Calico Purress, MeowShawn Lynch, Brett Furrve, Dandy Dalton, Tim Teepaw, Ferrell Owens, and Crawling Catpurrnick. Another one was Crazy Legs. Unfortunately they forgot to name one of them Paw Pawslauszny.

 

Of course, the cuteness did not end there. Penalties included biting and "illegal use of paws." Touchdowns were scored by putting a toy in the end zone. PATs followed a few seconds later when kittens jumped onto or over the crossbar. A miss was hitting the bottom of it. Field goals were scored that way too. And as you would expect, toys included miniature footballs. I was surprised the referee never called "pawsonal fouls" because they seemed to think of everything else, including "catcussion" and "a no-cuddle offense." (Of course they also mentioned the wildcat offense and tailgating.) When the announcer reported statistics for a few players two of them were 4 cuddles and 2 cute. When one kitten rolled around in catnip, the announcer said, "That is a violation of the league's substance abuse policy." It was three hours of cuteness.

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Aww hell too slow was I.

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"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

And I saw where all of the kittens used in the kitten bowl were adopted out...so that's a really good thing!!

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And I saw where all of the kittens used in the kitten bowl were adopted out...so that's a really good thing!!

 

Yep, 71 kittens. The commentators did a good job promoting adoption for anyone who wants a cat.

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Why does there have to be a Kitten Bowl just because there was a Puppy Bowl?

 

This is just too PC. Everybody knows dogs are America's Pet, and cats are seditious traitors secretly on Al Qaeda's payroll.

 

I think there should be a Pet Bowl, featuring Puppies vs. Kittens.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Why does there have to be a Kitten Bowl just because there was a Puppy Bowl?

 

This is just too PC. Everybody knows dogs are America's Pet, and cats are seditious traitors secretly on Al Qaeda's payroll.

 

I think there should be a Pet Bowl, featuring Puppies vs. Kittens.

 

With pythons in the mix.

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With pythons in the mix.

 

Ok, if we must. Pet Playoffs. Dogs, Cats, Birds, Snakes. Where does it stop?

 

Guppies and Gold Fish?

 

'Murica. Where anything is possible.

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.
- Bob Marley


 

Ok, if we must. Pet Playoffs. Dogs, Cats, Birds, Snakes. Where does it stop?

 

Guppies and Gold Fish?

 

'Murica. Where anything is possible.

 

Cheetah is RB.  Horse is kicker.  Monkey is QB.  Border Collie is WR.  

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Why does there have to be a Kitten Bowl just because there was a Puppy Bowl?

 

This is just too PC. Everybody knows dogs are America's Pet, and cats are seditious traitors secretly on Al Qaeda's payroll.

 

I think there should be a Pet Bowl, featuring Puppies vs. Kittens.

 

Because although more homes have dogs, more cats have homes, so actually they are both America's favorite pet.

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Because although more homes have dogs, more cats have homes, so actually they are both America's favorite pet.

Is this a riddle?

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Is this a riddle?

 

Multiple cats per home as opposed to homes with only one dog.

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Cats do belong in a bowl.

 

Preferably a fish bowl, full of hungry sharks.

 

Cats suck.

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

Cats do belong in a bowl.

 

Preferably a fish bowl, full of hungry sharks.

 

Cats suck.

That's just mean!! Cats are cool!!

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That's just mean!! Cats are cool!!

Not really.

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

Multiple cats per home as opposed to homes with only one dog.

 

Hoarders of cats.

 

#33

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Not really.

Yes they are!!!

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Hoarders of cats.

 

#33

Cats are like potato chips...you can't have just one!! :thumbsup:

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Yes they are!!!

Not really.

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

It'd be pure entertainment if they occassionally let a hungry boa constrictor from time to time.

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TravC59, aka JacksJags. @TravC59 on Twitter
;
; "This is really good, you want a bite, Honey?"

Not really.

Cats are very cool!! You just aren't cool enough to know it!!

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