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Nun Gives Birth To Baby Boy And Names Him After Pope Francis

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01-18-2014, 02:13 PM


Nun Gives Birth To Baby Boy And Names Him After Pope Francis
 

A nun has given birth to a baby boy after being rushed to the hospital. She is claiming she had no idea she was pregnant.


The baby has been named after Pope Francis.

 

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/religion/...pe-francis

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01-18-2014, 02:24 PM

I ain't touchin' this one.
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01-18-2014, 02:27 PM

Wow. Holy Mother Mary of God. Another immaculate conception!

 

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01-18-2014, 02:38 PM

Quote:I ain't touchin' this one.
That's not what you said nine months ago.
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01-18-2014, 02:55 PM

Least we know what Sammy has been up too lately.... :whistling:
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01-18-2014, 03:12 PM

Quote:The Italian press is reporting she told doctors, "It's not possible, I'm a nun."


Lol
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01-18-2014, 03:25 PM

Quote:That's not what you said nine months ago.


I asked her if there was any reason why we couldn't date. She said, "None". So...
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01-18-2014, 05:24 PM

Quote:I ain't touchin' this one.
I would have posted this topic hours ago, but then I thought the same thing...
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01-18-2014, 05:57 PM

I bet nuns are absolutely wild in the sack.
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