Man Plans to Sell A Testicle To Buy His Dream Car
 

There are some people that have such a deep love for cars that they would literally give anything for that one they’ve always dreamed of. In the case of one man, he wants his dream car so badly that he’s decided to sell one of his testicles. What’s his dream car, you may ask? A Ferrari? How about a Lamborghini? A Mercedes, even? Nope, it’s a Nissan.

 

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/health/ma...-dream-car

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Man Plans to Sell A Testicle To Buy His Dream Car

 

There are some people that have such a <a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.news.com.au/technology/design/man-sells-testicle-so-he-can-buy-a-nissan-370z/story-fnjwucvh-1226768439386'>deep love</a> for cars that they would literally give anything for that one they’ve always dreamed of. In the case of one man, he wants his dream car so badly that he’s decided to sell one of his testicles. What’s his dream car, you may ask? A Ferrari? How about a Lamborghini? A Mercedes, even? Nope, it’s a Nissan.

 
<a class="bbc_url" href='http://www.opposingviews.com/i/health/man-plans-sell-testicle-buy-his-dream-car'>http://www.opposingviews.com/i/health/man-plans-sell-testicle-buy-his-dream-car</a>

Is there a big demand for used testicles?? :blink:




But on a side note...Lance Armstrong on has one, look where it got him! :thumbsup:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I'm guessing it was his left one?


Warning, you may not want to click on the link. I got some pop up for some weird drifter stuff.

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I'm guessing it was his left one?

Warning, you may not want to click on the link. I got some pop up for some weird drifter stuff.

Interwebz herpes??

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Interwebz herpes??

Possibly. But I should be safe. I think these iPads are herpe proof. ( I think)

I can't even repeat on here what it popped up. Which I guess doesn't say that much.

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I got two that someone can take off my "hands" anytime they want.

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I got two that someone can take off my "hands" anytime they want.

Reminds me of part of a song,


"Some balls are held for charity,

Some for fancy dress,

But when they're held for pleasure,

Their the balls that I like best."

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Reminds me of part of a song,


"Some balls are held for charity,

Some for fancy dress,

But when they're held for pleasure,

Their the balls that I like best."

 

 

I don't get it? :blink:

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I don't get it? :blink:

Me neither. Should've just kept dating her.


Edit: if you were serious, it's a song by ac/dc. It a play on words talking about balls as in like ballroom balls, but taken like the anatomy kind. Actually It may just be about the anatomy and written in a humorous manner that sounds like the ballroom.

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My thought after reading the title was "how much is a testicle worth?"

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I hope my ex-wife doesn't read that article.. One day, I'd like them back..

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Dude is smart.

 

Most morons spend hundreds to a couple thousands to get "the snip...." :woot:

 

This dude does it for free, essentially, and gets a sports car out of the deal?

 

No way that Donald Trump tells this dude, "you're fired!"

 

:thumbsup:

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Who's buying a used dangly????

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Who's buying a used dangly????

a "cyclopes"? :woot:

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.







 

Thats nuts,

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Thats nuts,

I'm impressed...it actually took 15 posts before the nut puns started showing up!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I'm guessing it was his left one?


Warning, you may not want to click on the link. I got some pop up for some weird drifter stuff.

 

What's a popup  :blink:

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What's a popup  :blink:

Something that happens half as often when you are missing part of a set? :whistling:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Something that happens half as often when you are missing part of a set? :whistling:

I had a hamster as a kid who had a huge set.. Named him Testicleese.. Looked like two softballs in a sock.. 

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Reminds me of part of a song,


"Some balls are held for charity,

Some for fancy dress,

But when they're held for pleasure,

Their the balls that I like best."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3tqIukBKg

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