1. QB Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M

2013 stats: 318.6 passing yards per

game, 26 TDs, 8 interceptions, 72.5

completion percentage, 62.7 rushing

yards per game, 8 TDs.

Last week: 16 for 24 passing for 273

yards and 4 TDs; 7 carries for 67 yards

and 2 TDs in a 57-7 win over UTEP.

The skinny: Manziel, a third-year

sophomore, threw four TD passes and

ran for two more scores in Saturday's

blowout of UTEP. It was the ninth time in

his 22-game college career he has

accounted for at least five TDs in a game.

It was the fourth time this season and the

third game in a row he threw at least four

TD passes; it also was the third time this

season he ran for two scores. His

completion percentage is third nationally

among quarterbacks who qualify and he

is third in TD passes. Manziel also is third

nationally in total offense (381.2 yards

per game).

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Who is Manzeil?

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Nope. He passes up open receivers too much to run around like a chicken with his head cut off. 

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Nope. He passes up open receivers too much to run around like a chicken with his head cut off.

Not to mention...he's a complete [FEMININE HYGIENE WORD REMOVED] bag!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Not to mention...he's a complete [FEMININE HYGIENE WORD REMOVED] bag!!

 

Well yeah, that goes without saying

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Well yeah, that goes without saying

Does it say without going though?

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60% of the time, It works Everytime...



 

Does it say without going though?

 

Now that my friend, is life's greatest mystery.

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Now that my friend, is life's greatest mystery.

I guess I'll do what I always do when I run into one of those great mysteries, grab another beer.

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60% of the time, It works Everytime...