My pet peeve for today is the way people on TV start their sentences with the word "now."   And it has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word "now."  It's just being used as a sentence starter. 

 

It's getting kind of irritating.  

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Now, I don't see anything wrong with that. Sometimes you have to grab the watcher's or reader's attention.

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Now, as bad as that is as a sentence starter, it's way more annoying when people say afterwards that they digress, but I digress.

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Now, I don't see anything wrong with that. Sometimes you have to grab the watcher's or reader's attention.

Now, as bad as that is as a sentence starter, it's way more annoying when people say afterwards that they digress, but I digress.

Now, now...

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Now you tell us?

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Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

How now brown cow.
 
Now, can you spot my diphthong?

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<div>How now brown cow.
 
Now, can you spot my diphthong?
 

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Yes I can...that has to be painful for you too!!! :pinch:

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Listen to NFL players.

Fav words are definitely, and start off a sentence with " I mean"


Hey ( insert name here ), how do think you guys did last week?

I mean, hey, we were flat, but definitely had some good things happen out there.

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Blakes Life Matters

I hate it when when I blow into my dogs nose she acts all upset but sticks her head out the window when I'm going 45 mph. (Could be cause my breathe smells like dip)


I don't care for when wife asks me, " do you want to go ahead and start vacuuming while I get a load of laundry going?". No, but thanks for asking. (Why would I WANT to?)


I don't like it when I have right of way and someone waives me on. (Yeah, I understand the rules of the road too.)


I hate it when I go fishing and catch some freakishly weird creature I don't know how to approach or unhook. (Makes me look like a sissy)


I hate it when I get mad and someone makes me laugh. ( let me be angry then tell me my fly is down)


I can keep going. Just about everything can annoy me at times.

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I hate it when I go fishing and catch some freakishly weird creature I don't know how to approach or unhook. (Makes me look like a sissy)

 

 

Sure, that's what we will go with ... Next time you can bait your own hook.

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Sure, that's what we will go with ... Next time you can bait your own hook.

That made me lol. +1 for you.

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I hate it when my cat gets up and hauls butt into another room like Satan himself is chasing her....only to stop and sit there doing nothing!!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

I hate it when my cat gets up and hauls butt into another room like Satan himself is chasing her....only to stop and sit there doing nothing!!

 

A Woman trying to understand a Cat is equal to a Man trying to understand a Woman ... But we men aren't allowed to use the phrase ... "hauls butt" ... Lord forbid we then follow it up with the word ... "Satan" ... After which you proceeded to use the last statement any man gets the chance to speak without a knuckle induced lisp. ... "sit there doing nothing"
 
 Next class kids we will learn which came first, the Female or the Feline, and how to tell them apart with one black eye, and broken glasses.

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I hate everything.  

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I hate everything.  

 

I have been working on a counterpoint. I need more time.

 

It makes sense.

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I hate everything.  

Now now..

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<div>A Woman trying to understand a Cat is equal to a Man trying to understand a Woman ... But we men aren't allowed to use the phrase ... "hauls butt" ... Lord forbid we then follow it up with the word ... "Satan" ... After which you proceeded to use the last statement any man gets the chance to speak without a knuckle induced lisp. ... "sit there doing nothing"
 
 Next class kids we will learn which came first, the Female or the Feline, and how to tell them apart with one black eye, and broken glasses.
 

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Just tell us when visiting hours are at the hospital...someone might want to give you a visit!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

My pet peeve is people confusing the scientific definition of theory with the laymen definition of theory. The every day use of the word theory is roughly equivalent to a hypothesis in science. Theories are very well tested and established. Gravity, for example, is a theory but it most certainly isn't "just a guess/theory."

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My pet peeve is gravity. It makes me fall down. Of course the slide down is lubricated with alcohol, but still...stoopid gravity!

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I hate it when I jab a sharp stick in my eye.

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