Have Matt Scott or Denard line up at QB.  Line Pryor or UFO up behind the QB.  Put MJD at one wing.  Rotate Todman and Forsett at the other.  (Although since the NFL doesnt allow "OW", they may not allow "A-Back" or "Slot Back" or "Wing Back" either... so we can just call them RBs lined up offset of the tackles).  Did the Steelers release Jon Dwyer?  He is perfect for the FB role.  A big bruiser that doesnt have much wiggle but is a beast straight ahead and can pull away in the open field.  Is Kyle Eckel still out there?

 

Teach our lineman to chop block and dive at the back of defenders knees.  Defensive teams will hate us!

 

Stephen Burton is perfect as the WR for this offense with his size as another blocker.  But on rare occasion play action and send him deep.

 

Keep our defense off the field, milk the clock, and shorten the game.  Would be a thing of beauty!  We're staring at 0-16!  Lets at least make this trainwreck a little more entertaining!

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