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(08-05-2022, 11:12 PM)The Drifter Wrote:(08-05-2022, 10:54 PM)Sneakers Wrote: Golf balls should be thought of as rentals, rather than purchases. In that same sense, you also rent Taco Bell and Krystals.. We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!
(08-05-2022, 08:42 AM)The Drifter Wrote:(08-05-2022, 05:55 AM)The Real Marty Wrote: Where did you get that? It's waterproof and machine washable as they know you'll actually wet yourself with excitement when we eventually score a touchdown.........in the 4th quarter..........of the 3rd game of the season
R.I.P. Stroudcrowd1
08-06-2022, 01:44 PM
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I'm getting all sorts of junk emails, supposedly from Home Depot, Ace Hardware, Lowes, etc etc etc. They all claim I have won some little power tool, and I just have to respond to claim it. But the funny thing is, they all misspell the same word: congratulations. They all spell it "congratualtions." These are just from today:
From Ace Hardware: "Congratualtions! You have been chosen to receive a brand new Weber Spirit II E-310! To claim, simply take this short survey about your experience with us." From Lowes: "Dear Lowes shopper- Congratualtions! You have been chosen to receive a brand new Makita Power Drill Set! To claim, simply take this short survey about your experience with us." From T-Mobile: "Congratualtions! Please tell us about your T-Mobile experiences and as a thank you, you can select from several exclusive offer rewards!" They all land in my junk email folder, so it's no big deal, but it's kind of funny. This has been going on for weeks and they still send them out that way. Congratualtions!
(08-06-2022, 01:44 PM)The Real Marty Wrote: I'm getting all sorts of junk emails, supposedly from Home Depot, Ace Hardware, Lowes, etc etc etc. They all claim I have won some little power tool, and I just have to respond to claim it. But the funny thing is, they all misspell the same word: congratulations. They all spell it "congratualtions." These are just from today: Wow dude.. Congrats!! Whatcha gonna do with all your stuff?!? We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today! (08-06-2022, 03:10 PM)WingerDinger Wrote:(08-06-2022, 01:44 PM)The Real Marty Wrote: I'm getting all sorts of junk emails, supposedly from Home Depot, Ace Hardware, Lowes, etc etc etc. They all claim I have won some little power tool, and I just have to respond to claim it. But the funny thing is, they all misspell the same word: congratulations. They all spell it "congratualtions." These are just from today: It all landed in his junk e-mail. So the correct question is: “Whatcha gon’ do with all that junk?” You’re answer of course is he’s “gon get get get you drunk”
(08-06-2022, 03:32 PM)Jags Wrote:(08-06-2022, 03:10 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: Wow dude.. Congrats!! With his lovely lady humps?
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(08-06-2022, 01:44 PM)The Real Marty Wrote: I'm getting all sorts of junk emails, supposedly from Home Depot, Ace Hardware, Lowes, etc etc etc. They all claim I have won some little power tool, and I just have to respond to claim it. But the funny thing is, they all misspell the same word: congratulations. They all spell it "congratualtions." These are just from today: The misspelling is intentional so they know those who do play ball aren't the brightest people and therefore are most likely to be the ones who will play along with their game to get information and money. It's a way to weed out the time wasters.
R.I.P. Stroudcrowd1
08-06-2022, 07:15 PM
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(08-06-2022, 04:11 PM)WingerDinger Wrote:The part of speech is very critical with this one. Your level of enthusiasm very well could change depending on if his humps are a noun or a verb. You know, I think im starting to understand why he wants to get you drunk.(08-06-2022, 03:44 PM)Jags Wrote: Well… that is how the legend goes…
(08-06-2022, 07:15 PM)Jags Wrote:(08-06-2022, 04:11 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: Legendary lady humps, eh?The part of speech is very critical with this one. Your level of enthusiasm very well could change depending on if his humps are a noun or a verb. You know, I think im starting to understand why he wants to get you drunk.
08-06-2022, 07:56 PM
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That scene is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen in my life. From him putting on the makeup and asking himself the question in the mirror he did to dancing around arms wide open legs tucking it. . Ugh. Wild Horse (Stones) playing if I remember correctly.
….. That being said … Also makes for hilarious jokes. And for whatever reason, anytime I hear the song Pumped up Kicks I always think of that seen, especially the walking backwards tucked part. That scene just mind screws with you. You just can’t ever unsee it. They hit the ball out of the park on that one. Oh, and maybe just stay away from the “pics”. Seems to get you in trouble lol. Edit: the beginning of Pumped up Kicks. We show less advertisements to registered users. Accounts are free; join today!
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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
08-07-2022, 07:35 PM
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I’m no singer/songwriter but, I think some good opportunities were omitted
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