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You guys remember last year when I posted a thread saying that Solid Gold on Blanding was being torn down?

Well it was.. Today I was on Blanding and I drove by, and they're reopening it!!

They already have the new sign up. It's called "The All New Solid Gold"!!

They even have double doors now to accommodate some of the "fluffier and bigger boned" dancers!!

Take My Money Please!!!
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#2

I saw that! They have built a much bigger building.
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???
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#3

I just couldn't believe it..

My life have purpose again..
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#4

I wasn't aware that it had closed. I'm sure the dealers will be happy.
Huh
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#5
(This post was last modified: 06-06-2017, 02:06 PM by Kotite.)

You think they'd miss out on the chance to post the "Now Hiring the Class of 2017" ad on their marquee?
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(06-06-2017, 02:06 PM)Kotite Wrote: You think they'd miss out on the chance to post the "Now Hiring the Class of 2017" ad on their marquee?

I think most of their former dancers were from the class of 1970.


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#7

What other establishment can boast about having three generations working together?
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#8

Maybe the super bowl will come back to Jacksonville now that it reopened in a bigger and better way.
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(06-06-2017, 02:24 PM)jagibelieve Wrote:
(06-06-2017, 02:06 PM)Kotite Wrote: You think they'd miss out on the chance to post the "Now Hiring the Class of 2017" ad on their marquee?

I think most of their former dancers were from the class of 1970.

You start dealing with liability issues once they get low enough to trip over.
Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Thumbs Up  (This post was last modified: 06-06-2017, 04:17 PM by Dakota.)

Oh Yeah. Winger and I are going to spend a lot of quality time together losing money in panties.
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(06-06-2017, 04:16 PM)Dakota Wrote: Oh Yeah. Winger and I are going to spend a lot of quality time together losing money in panties.

That starts the day you're married.
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#12
(This post was last modified: 06-06-2017, 05:40 PM by snaxdelrio. Edit Reason: Needs dancing banana emoji )

I've never been to a gentleman's club but i am genuinely happy for you, a complete internet stranger. 2017 is so weird  Wink Wink
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(06-06-2017, 04:18 PM)homebiscuit Wrote:
(06-06-2017, 04:16 PM)Dakota Wrote: Oh Yeah. Winger and I are going to spend a lot of quality time together losing money in panties.

That starts the day you're married.

Started way before then for some of us.
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(06-06-2017, 04:16 PM)Dakota Wrote: Oh Yeah. Winger and I are going to spend a lot of quality time together losing money in panties.

Yeah, but you're just going to be passing it back and forth. Coinage tends to stretch those things out over time, so try bringing paper next time.
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(06-06-2017, 02:31 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: What other establishment can boast about having three generations working together?

Annie's Saloon in Astoria, Oregon. 

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(06-06-2017, 06:27 PM)Senor Fantastico Wrote:
(06-06-2017, 02:31 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: What other establishment can boast about having three generations working together?

Annie's Saloon in Astoria, Oregon. 

02 will back me up.



Sounds like a classy establishment too.
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(06-06-2017, 06:29 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote:
(06-06-2017, 06:27 PM)Senor Fantastico Wrote: Annie's Saloon in Astoria, Oregon. 

02 will back me up.



Sounds like a classy establishment too.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go to Annie's.
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(06-06-2017, 06:30 PM)Senor Fantastico Wrote:
(06-06-2017, 06:29 PM)Bchbunnie4 Wrote: Sounds like a classy establishment too.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go to Annie's.



And then end up Jacksonville's Westside at the New, New Solid Gold. Everyone eventually moves to Florida when they turn 65.
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(06-06-2017, 05:16 PM)snaxdelrio Wrote: I've never been to a gentleman's club but i am genuinely happy for you, a complete internet stranger. 2017 is so weird  Wink Wink

They're magical places where glitter covered girls ALL find you funny and attractive.
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#20

(06-06-2017, 07:59 PM)Kotite Wrote:
(06-06-2017, 05:16 PM)snaxdelrio Wrote: I've never been to a gentleman's club but i am genuinely happy for you, a complete internet stranger. 2017 is so weird  Wink Wink

They're magical places where glitter covered girls ALL find you funny and attractive.

Until you run out of money.
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