Yeah. Bourbon strikes again.

Interesting name for a monkey...

It's unclear who first offered the banana…….

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Interesting name for a monkey...

It's unclear who first offered the banana…….

Wish I could help.

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Why does the grass like my flowerbeds more than it likes my lawn?

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Why does the grass like my flowerbeds more than it likes my lawn?

Edger.   That and Round-up. That is if it’s the same grass probably St Augustine in the lawn.  There are other grasses “torpedo” as I’ve hear it called, that is really hard to pull by hand and get the roots.  If pulled and the roots aren’t out, it actually promotes more growth.  Kind of like cutting an oak branch and it splitting off into two.  Spray the stuff and be done.

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Why does the grass like my flowerbeds more than it likes my lawn?

Edger.   That and Round-up. That is if it’s the same grass probably St Augustine in the lawn.  There are other grasses “torpedo” as I’ve hear it called, that is really hard to pull by hand and get the roots.  If pulled and the roots aren’t out, it actually promotes more growth.  Kind of like cutting an oak branch and it splitting off into two.  Spray the stuff and be done.

Throw on a non-ionic surfactant with the glyphosate, and don't touch it for a week. 

Do not try to pull or weed out anything with rhizomes. If stolons you're okay. 

If that doesn't work, there are more timing type things you can do but 99% you'll be good.

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Welp...went to leave for work this morning and the truck had a flat tire.  [BLEEP].  I didn't feel like [BLEEP] around with it so I just drove my wife's Sonata (I forget how nice her car is sometimes because I'm rarely in it).

Then, after driving into work in what just amounted to a mist, it starts pouring on me as I'm walking across the parking lot into the building.

Not a good start.  But hell with it...it's Friday and I have a three day weekend.

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Everybody wants to talk. Nobody wants to listen. So I listen. This must be what a Psychiatrist does. But at least he gets paid.

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Everybody wants to talk.  Nobody wants to listen.  So I listen.  This must be what a Psychiatrist does.  But at least he gets paid.

Sorry, I was watching TV and didn't hear you.  Can you send me a email instead?  Maybe I'll look at it later.....

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Everybody wants to talk. Nobody wants to listen. So I listen. This must be what a Psychiatrist does. But at least he gets paid.

Everybody wants to talk.  Nobody wants to listen.  So I listen.  This must be what a Psychiatrist does.  But at least he gets paid.

Sorry, I was watching TV and didn't hear you.  Can you send me a email instead?  Maybe I'll look at it later.....

Huh? What?

What really annoys me is people who keep talking while I’m trying to interrupt. The nerve!

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These modern “tin” (aluminum) cans. You’re trying to expel it’s contents out. There too much suction. No problem, pierce a hole in the bottom. What? My can opener isn’t capable of it? Is there a new can opener on the market to accommodate this need? Or do I pull my knife out my pocket? I just want to heat up some damn greens!

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These modern “tin” (aluminum) cans.   You’re trying to expel it’s contents out.  There too much suction.  No problem, pierce a hole in the bottom.  What? My can opener isn’t capable of it?   Is there a new can opener on the market to accommodate this need?  Or do I pull my knife out my pocket?   I just want to heat up some damn greens!

Frozen.......steam in the bag...…..no prep dish/pan to clean!

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

These modern “tin” (aluminum) cans.   You’re trying to expel it’s contents out.  There too much suction.  No problem, pierce a hole in the bottom.  What? My can opener isn’t capable of it?   Is there a new can opener on the market to accommodate this need?  Or do I pull my knife out my pocket?   I just want to heat up some damn greens!

Canned greens???

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These modern “tin” (aluminum) cans.   You’re trying to expel it’s contents out.  There too much suction.  No problem, pierce a hole in the bottom.  What? My can opener isn’t capable of it?   Is there a new can opener on the market to accommodate this need?  Or do I pull my knife out my pocket?   I just want to heat up some damn greens!

Canned greens???

The Glory brand stuff is really good!

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Canned greens???

The Glory brand stuff is really good!

Yep, the spiced greens aren’t bad.

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These modern “tin” (aluminum) cans.   You’re trying to expel it’s contents out.  There too much suction.  No problem, pierce a hole in the bottom.  What? My can opener isn’t capable of it?   Is there a new can opener on the market to accommodate this need?  Or do I pull my knife out my pocket?   I just want to heat up some damn greens!

Get thee a church key.

....and I would be remiss not to mention that immediately after reading your post I imagined someone shotgunning a can of greens.

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When you work in a cube farm and the person behind you is listening to political talk radio.

/shoves letter opener through both eardrums

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These modern “tin” (aluminum) cans.   You’re trying to expel it’s contents out.  There too much suction.  No problem, pierce a hole in the bottom.  What? My can opener isn’t capable of it?   Is there a new can opener on the market to accommodate this need?  Or do I pull my knife out my pocket?   I just want to heat up some damn greens!

Get thee a church key.

....and I would be remiss not to mention that immediately after reading your post I imagined someone shotgunning a can of greens.

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When you work in a cube farm and the person behind you is listening to political talk radio.

/shoves letter opener through both eardrums

Oh Gawd.  I'm not even lucky enough to be in a cube farm.  We're in an 'open' work environment with long tables.  This one girl comes in some morning and listens to these soothing noises all morning sometimes.  I wouldn't even call it music.  It drives me crazy.  I'm ready to shoot somebody by 9:00.

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These modern “tin” (aluminum) cans.   You’re trying to expel it’s contents out.  There too much suction.  No problem, pierce a hole in the bottom.  What? My can opener isn’t capable of it?   Is there a new can opener on the market to accommodate this need?  Or do I pull my knife out my pocket?   I just want to heat up some damn greens!

Get thee a church key.

....and I would be remiss not to mention that immediately after reading your post I imagined someone shotgunning a can of greens.

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When you work in a cube farm and the person behind you is listening to political talk radio.

/shoves letter opener through both eardrums

You can’t suggest they wear ear buds or ear phones?

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These modern “tin” (aluminum) cans.   You’re trying to expel it’s contents out.  There too much suction.  No problem, pierce a hole in the bottom.  What? My can opener isn’t capable of it?   Is there a new can opener on the market to accommodate this need?  Or do I pull my knife out my pocket?   I just want to heat up some damn greens!

Frozen.......steam in the bag...…..no prep dish/pan to clean!

Well, sure.  If you want something healthy.  Weirdo!

Whose got the time or money for that?

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These modern “tin” (aluminum) cans.   You’re trying to expel it’s contents out.  There too much suction.  No problem, pierce a hole in the bottom.  What? My can opener isn’t capable of it?   Is there a new can opener on the market to accommodate this need?  Or do I pull my knife out my pocket?   I just want to heat up some damn greens!

Get thee a church key.

....and I would be remiss not to mention that immediately after reading your post I imagined someone shotgunning a can of greens.

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When you work in a cube farm and the person behind you is listening to political talk radio.

/shoves letter opener through both eardrums

If it were possible, I’m not sure I would, i I certainly could shotgun a can of their green beans.

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The Glory brand stuff is really good!

Yep, the spiced greens aren’t bad.

I haven’t met anything by that brand I didn’t like.

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Get thee a church key.

....and I would be remiss not to mention that immediately after reading your post I imagined someone shotgunning a can of greens.

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When you work in a cube farm and the person behind you is listening to political talk radio.

/shoves letter opener through both eardrums

You can’t suggest they wear ear buds or ear phones?

You can lead a horse to water, something something.

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This weather! I’m tired of this cold weather!

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???