Last week I took my family to Paris via the Eurostar.. upon boarding we found out that we had table seats so we were all sat together.. there was us 3 and one guy supposed to be sat at this table.. When we got to our seats we saw there was another guy sat in my sons allocated seat.. first thing he said was (in an aggressive tone) "oh, would you like your seat back?"..

I replied (sarcastically) "Yes please, if it's not too much trouble"...

The guy wasn't very pleased to then have to go back to the seat that he had booked.. I don't blame him, it was next to the toilet, but hey, that's not my fault!

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