For love of all that is holy, a golf course is NOT the place to teach fundamental golf swing techniques to a beginner. That's what driving ranges are for. Holding up three groups of golfers while showing someone how to hold a golf club and address the ball is worthy of a beating. While we're on the subject, forming a fivesome when everyone in the group sucks at golf is not good etiquette. And Mr. Studman, don't play from the tips if you are incapable of driving it past the lady's tees. Good gawd, the stupid was thick out there today.

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