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#661
11-17-2018, 08:55 PM

(11-17-2018, 08:26 PM)copycat Wrote: Obese people taking up half of my seat on a 2 hour flight.  Don't I deserve a discount for only using half my seat?

I have a strict non lard touching policy. I'll tell a sucker to move a fat flap quick.
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#662
11-20-2018, 04:13 AM

Isn't it wonderful to get to work and then have to listen to the guy across from you do nothing but whine, complain, and generally be nothing other than a bitter [BLEEP]? That's what everyone needs to lift their spirits on a Tuesday!
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#663
11-20-2018, 06:57 AM

(11-20-2018, 04:13 AM)DragonFury Wrote: Isn't it wonderful to get to work and then have to listen to the guy across from you do nothing but whine, complain, and generally be nothing other than a bitter [BLEEP]? That's what everyone needs to lift their spirits on a Tuesday!

If not Tuesday, then what day? Bitterness has no schedule. But okay, I’ll keep it down.
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#664
11-21-2018, 09:53 AM

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11-21-2018, 11:44 AM

(11-20-2018, 04:13 AM)DragonFury Wrote: Isn't it wonderful to get to work and then have to listen to the guy across from you do nothing but whine, complain, and generally be nothing other than a bitter [BLEEP]? That's what everyone needs to lift their spirits on a Tuesday!

Maybe that's why is called "work", instead of "vacation in a tropical paradise while surrounded by beautiful women and free booze"
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11-21-2018, 02:37 PM

(11-21-2018, 11:44 AM)Sneakers Wrote:
(11-20-2018, 04:13 AM)DragonFury Wrote: Isn't it wonderful to get to work and then have to listen to the guy across from you do nothing but whine, complain, and generally be nothing other than a bitter [BLEEP]? That's what everyone needs to lift their spirits on a Tuesday!

Maybe that's why is called "work", instead of "vacation in a tropical paradise while surrounded by beautiful women and free booze"

I was working, mister Grumpy Complainy Pants spent 45 minutes doing anything but.
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#667
11-22-2018, 07:28 AM

Let’s change the subject. All this talk of work has me exhausted.
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11-22-2018, 08:48 AM

(11-21-2018, 02:37 PM)DragonFury Wrote:
(11-21-2018, 11:44 AM)Sneakers Wrote: Maybe that's why is called "work", instead of "vacation in a tropical paradise while surrounded by beautiful women and free booze"

I was working, mister Grumpy Complainy Pants spent 45 minutes doing anything but.

I thought you lived in a utopian socialist society, where everyone worked diligently for the greater good of THE PEOPLE.
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11-22-2018, 09:32 AM

Heart tugging ASPCA commercials that are 5 minutes long. It's too much. I either pause it or change the channel.
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#670
11-25-2018, 08:44 AM

Looking at paunchy middle-aged European men wearing skinny clothes. Do they not understand how ridiculous this looks?
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11-25-2018, 10:07 AM

(11-25-2018, 08:44 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: Looking at paunchy middle-aged European men wearing skinny clothes. Do they not understand how ridiculous this looks?

Same with 3 Bill girls stuffed into "activewear" yoga pants. Dont they know they've stretched them so tight that they are now see through when the sun hits them?
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11-25-2018, 10:40 AM (This post was last modified: 11-25-2018, 10:55 AM by homebiscuit.)

(11-25-2018, 10:07 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(11-25-2018, 08:44 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: Looking at paunchy middle-aged European men wearing skinny clothes. Do they not understand how ridiculous this looks?

Same with 3 Bill girls stuffed into "activewear" yoga pants. Dont they know they've stretched them so tight that they are now see through when the sun hits them?

The view gets even worse when they begin to graze on the field.
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11-25-2018, 01:06 PM

(11-25-2018, 08:44 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: Looking at paunchy middle-aged European men wearing skinny clothes. Do they not understand how ridiculous this looks?

I AM WHAT I AM!
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11-25-2018, 03:39 PM

(11-25-2018, 01:06 PM)DragonFury Wrote:
(11-25-2018, 08:44 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: Looking at paunchy middle-aged European men wearing skinny clothes. Do they not understand how ridiculous this looks?

I AM WHAT I AM!

Yeah, but you don't have to 'flaunt' it.
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11-25-2018, 06:27 PM

(11-25-2018, 10:07 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(11-25-2018, 08:44 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: Looking at paunchy middle-aged European men wearing skinny clothes. Do they not understand how ridiculous this looks?

Same with 3 Bill girls stuffed into "activewear" yoga pants. Dont they know they've stretched them so tight that they are now see through when the sun hits them?

Sick
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11-26-2018, 08:38 PM

(11-25-2018, 10:07 AM)flsprtsgod Wrote:
(11-25-2018, 08:44 AM)homebiscuit Wrote: Looking at paunchy middle-aged European men wearing skinny clothes. Do they not understand how ridiculous this looks?

Same with 3 Bill girls stuffed into "activewear" yoga pants. Dont they know they've stretched them so tight that they are now see through when the sun hits them?

I keep a flashlight with extra batteries on hand just for such occasions.

Oh, and reading glasses, too. Old age is hell.
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12-09-2018, 02:25 PM

On the rare occasion I use an ATM and the person in front of me is pushing more buttons than is conceivably possible. What are you doing? What transaction could possibly require that many button pushes?

People simply don’t understand how valuable my time is.
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12-09-2018, 04:23 PM

(12-09-2018, 02:25 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: On the rare occasion I use an ATM and the person in front of me is pushing more buttons than is conceivably possible. What are you doing? What transaction could possibly require that many button pushes?

People simply don’t understand how valuable my time is.

They said I could start an IRA with a $10.00 initial deposit in only five minutes.  I'm getting a free toaster!
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12-09-2018, 08:50 PM

(12-09-2018, 04:23 PM)Sneakers Wrote:
(12-09-2018, 02:25 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: On the rare occasion I use an ATM and the person in front of me is pushing more buttons than is conceivably possible. What are you doing? What transaction could possibly require that many button pushes?

People simply don’t understand how valuable my time is.

They said I could start an IRA with a $10.00 initial deposit in only five minutes.  I'm getting a free toaster!

I thought the guy in front of me today was closing on a home loan.
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#680
12-10-2018, 04:24 AM

Look at you dinosaurs still using ATM's.
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