Wonderfully comfortable shirts with scratchy bothersome tags sewn in on either the neckline or the seam. Tagless shirts, people! It’s a thing!

(ahem) I’m done now.

Tagless underwear are pretty important as well. Nothing like scratching the spot where the tag hits and someone gives you crap about dredging your butt crack.

Try the ones with the tag in the front instead.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Tagless underwear are pretty important as well. Nothing like scratching the spot where the tag hits and someone gives you crap about dredging your butt crack.

Try the ones with the tag in the front instead.

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Tagless underwear are pretty important as well. Nothing like scratching the spot where the tag hits and someone gives you crap about dredging your butt crack.

Try the ones with the tag in the front instead.

"What's wrong with your wife?"

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Try the ones with the tag in the front instead.

"What's wrong with your wife?"

Haha

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When people dry their hands on a dish towel. That's what paper towels are for.

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When people dry their hands on a dish towel. That's what paper towels are for.

Dish towels don’t add to the landfill though...

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

When people dry their hands on a dish towel. That's what paper towels are for.

Dish towels don’t add to the landfill though...

Landfill schmandfill, I don't want someone's dirty paws being wiped on the same cloth I use to dry dishes.

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Dish towels don’t add to the landfill though...

Landfill schmandfill, I don't want someone's dirty paws being wiped on the same cloth I use to dry dishes.

If you’re drying your freshly washed hands, they’re just as clean as the dishes you washed. 

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is agoin' on here???

Landfill schmandfill, I don't want someone's dirty paws being wiped on the same cloth I use to dry dishes.

If you’re drying your freshly washed hands, they’re just as clean as the dishes you washed. 

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But what about the dead skin cells that’’ll accumulate on the dish towel? Or, improperly washed hands? I’ve got to say, I see both sides of this now that HB has raised an awareness of the issue. I’ve been a repeat offender of doing such thing.

Is it still okay to blow my nose in toilet paper? Of course, before it’s used that is. I wouldn’t really recommend it afterwards.

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But what about the dead skin cells that’’ll accumulate on the dish towel?   Or, improperly washed hands?  I’ve got to say, I see both sides of this now that HB has raised an awareness of the issue.  I’ve been a repeat offender of doing such thing.  

Is it still okay to blow my nose in toilet paper?  Of course, before it’s used that is. I wouldn’t really recommend it afterwards.

Exactly.

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When people dry their hands on a dish towel. That's what paper towels are for.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Why not two towels, one for hands, the other for the dishes?

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Why not two towels, one for hands, the other for the dishes?

For the towel challenged.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

^ that deserves a +1.

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Why not two towels, one for hands, the other for the dishes?

For the towel challenged.

My OCD is vindicated.

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Which towel should I use to wipe off my face when I come in from working outside in the heat/humidity?

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Which towel should I use to wipe off my face when I come in from working outside in the heat/humidity?

Now you got me thinking about other activities that require a towel afterwards.  So many towel choices that I’ve never considered.

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Yay, back to school.  Traveling down the road and an oncoming bus throws on the caution lights... where is the bus stop? I don’t see any kids.  Should I proceed? Should I stop?  Do I have time to get past before the stop signs open? Idk where the heck this things is going.

Or, even if you see the stop and you have to do a complicated math problem in your head in a matter of seconds.

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My OCD is vindicated.

I'm sure you'll find another to fill the void.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.