(05-04-2020, 01:14 PM)Rico Wrote: When you're wiping your [BLEEP] and your finger tears through the toilet paper.

Sounds like someone had a hard time finding good TP.  Here’s what you do.  Go to some podunk town, let’s just pull...oh idk... st George, Ga. out our butts.  Go to the dollar general.  They’ve got the good stuff and all the cheaper ones are picked over.  

During the beginning of all this, we visited the wife’s family.  Had to enter that joint.  Wife say to look for TP.  Well, all they had left was what we bought and the big [BLEEP] packages of it.  Not trying to make fun of those people up there by any means.  Either that or don’t wipe as hard.  Be gentle to your anus.  Cottonelle flushable wipes are good as well.  You can get the job done and done well in short order.

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(05-04-2020, 01:45 PM)Sammy Wrote:

(04-16-2020, 06:07 AM)Jags Wrote: I kinda like how Wu Flu sounds.

I'm sticking with Kung-Flu

I like the ring of that one as well.  Hope Rico washes well or trims his nails, otherwise he’ll be dealing with the dung-flu

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