(10-24-2020, 09:18 PM)homebiscuit Wrote:

(10-24-2020, 08:28 PM)Jags Wrote: Well, you win.  

So do you pull the stuff off and get the other stuff? If so, you must really love her.  Which is a good thing.  But if you say “look woman! We need to go”. That’s totally understandable too.

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Oh, [BLEEP],   She doesn’t make you run and grab it does she?

I don't sweat it anymore. If she doesn't make it back she can stand in line and pay for it separately. But somehow she always gets back in time. 

My biggest annoyance is her delay in getting out of the truck any time we park to go in somewhere. 

If she were to play a part in a slasher movie there would be quick cut edits showing a demented killer dragging an injured leg, carrying an ax, lurching towards the truck from 100 yards away; then to my wife sitting in the truck looking through her purse; then to me in growing alarm standing outside the truck urging her to hurry; then back to the killer edging closer to the truck; then back to my wife now looking in the glove compartment; then back to the killer only 50 yards away; then back to my wife looking in her purse again; then to me almost in panic and yelling for her to hurry; then back to the killer only 25 yards away; then back to my wife with the visor flipped down and fixing herself in the vanity mirror; then back to me in full panic ready to run; then back to the killer at the rear of the truck; then back to my wife with the door open but for some inexplicable reason looking through her purse again; then to me abandoning all chivalry and running for my life; then back to my wife out of the truck but leaning back in to get her phone; then to the demented killer (screeching violins) with ax raised in bloodthirsty lust...

{roll credits}

Lmbo.  I’ve just got to smile while reading that.  Well thought out and descriptive.  My wife’s vehicle and mine both unlock all doors when turned off and driver door opens.  I can’t tell you how many times she’s driven we get parked, I get out and repetitively pull the rear door handle to get my daughter out but it’s locked.  Turn the car off and let’s go!!!!   I’ve since learned when we park to hit the unlock button on my side, grab my daughter and go.

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