Now that biscuit opened up the pandora's box of hair in food, I have to share my on-topic annoyance regarding hair in food.

During college, I decided to earn a few bucks and took a job at an arby's type of fast food sammich joint. Applied, interviewed, and was hired. I should note that this was in the 90's, so I had the requisite goatee, kept trimmed to a respectable length.

About a week in to the job, I show up for a shift and the boss hands me a can of foamy and a disposable single-blade razor. "You need to go to the men's room and shave."

"Beg pardon?"

"You need to shave, it's a sanitation risk"

[Points to receding hairline] "If you are worried about hair, this is where your problem lies. Kiss my heinie (I didn't say heinie)." I turned around and walked out the door.

The next week, I go in to pick up my final paycheck, and the dude behind the counter has a full beard.

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