(04-15-2021, 06:21 PM)Sneakers Wrote:

(04-13-2021, 06:47 PM)Jags Wrote: I wonder if I put an ad out saying I pay in meth if people would want to work with us.  Anyone know a good meth salesman? Haha

Your strategy is all wrong.  You just need to hire a smokin' hot female to join the crew and supply her "uniform" (halter top and shorts).  First guy in to work goes on her crew.  They'll be lined up waiting when you get there in the morning.

Been there done that.  So has a few other companies I know.  Me personally, was my cousin.  It was almost sickening watching guys break their neck looking at her.  She opted (out of dress code) to wear cheerleading shorts. I’m not an inbred, but you’d be gay (or family) not to hit it. We’ve gained a few clients that way and was even told by a long term (apparently perv) client that she was the best help I ever had.  Now, a few years ago I received a VM from a girl responding to an ad.  She was looking to get out of the insurance world and by her words was “fit” so she figured she’d be able to do the job.  I never called her back because I wanted to stay married.  But it was about a week after that I noticed one of my competitors had hired  a smoking hot chick.  Fast forward 2-3 years... she’s still mowing lawns and smoking hot. I’ve got high standards too. (iMO)

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