(06-15-2021, 08:34 PM)Jags Wrote:

(06-15-2021, 08:10 PM)homebiscuit Wrote: That’s why I hang them on the nuts. If I forget to retrieve them, I’m driving around with the coolest balls in Jacksonville.

I didn’t expect you to roll with the truck nuts.  I thought you’d dismiss it.  Then I’d suggest I recalled seeing a telescope mounted in the bed on a tripod vs the mounted guns you’d see in the Mid East.  Either way.  It’s cool. 

Side note, most men would give their vehicles a feminine name.  If they even give it one.  No man says “this is my truck, Todd.”  It’s either a “ole Betty”, or something of the sorts.  Which makes me wonder. Why do they sell truck nuts?  Wouldn’t ole Betty have a vagina?  Do they sell truck vaginas?  Or truck vulvas or clits?  Or perhaps areolas for around the headlights?  Or would that make the truck less masculine?   Somewhere there is a tool bag with an obnoxious lifted truck with the catalytic converter taken off with truck nuts and calls it “Maxine”.

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