Have you thought about setting her out the night before trash day and see if anyone takes her? I tried that once. Trash day was the day after the Fourth of July. I say, “hey!” She says” hey what”? I say, “hey, let’s go out front and watch the fireworks!” She says “ok”. I say” great! Here’s you a chair! Have a seat. I set it by the curb. Enjoy the sights, now let me go in and find another chair”. I went back in and when I woke up in the morning she apparently found her way back inside. No takers. [shrug].

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