Me: we need “x”? Walks into store, grabs “x” checks date if need be, then headed to checkout.

Wife: we need “x” but let me see if I can find all the other consonants and vowels while in in here. Maybe a few punctuations and an emoji while I’m in here.

I’ve got a head cold.. after 19 or so years together, you’d think she knows me by now. We go to Home Depot for a smash and grab Christmas decoration thing. Once we were finding new colors for the kitchen is about when I said “here’s my card. Give me the keys, I’ll wait in the car. The store is too stuffy”. She gets pissed off and says “let’s go (insert child’s name). Seriously? Im sick, offer to pay for it all in exchange for sitting in the car with open windows so I can be more comfortable while having this cold and you want to get upset with me??? I even asked before we left if the Christmas stuff was all we’re getting. Same woman that was sick the week before and I pampered.

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