(03-17-2022, 08:45 PM)Jags Wrote: We’ve all baked our own pizzas. Be it Papa Murphy’s (freaking awesome) or frozen.  Well,  today slap kicked my [BLEEP] and apparently the old lady had a rough one as well.  So we delved into the freezer, as opposed to cooking, and found ourselves Digiorno pizzas.  We cook  em up and slice it.  I’ll bet a very nice amount of money that you either quarter it ( two slices down the middle perpendicular to each other or in 1/8’s, four cuts dissecting the middle at equal intervals.  While I’m eating my pizza I look at the nutrition facts.  One box says “5 servings per container” the other says “6 servings per container”.  Yes, I’m positive I can replicate “5” and “6” equal parts.  I’m not an idiot.  But who the [BLEEP] cuts their pizza like that?

The key is 4 parallel slices.

Man I feel dirty even typing that.

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(03-17-2022, 10:33 PM)mikesez Wrote:

(03-17-2022, 08:45 PM)Jags Wrote: We’ve all baked our own pizzas. Be it Papa Murphy’s (freaking awesome) or frozen.  Well,  today slap kicked my [BLEEP] and apparently the old lady had a rough one as well.  So we delved into the freezer, as opposed to cooking, and found ourselves Digiorno pizzas.  We cook  em up and slice it.  I’ll bet a very nice amount of money that you either quarter it ( two slices down the middle perpendicular to each other or in 1/8’s, four cuts dissecting the middle at equal intervals.  While I’m eating my pizza I look at the nutrition facts.  One box says “5 servings per container” the other says “6 servings per container”.  Yes, I’m positive I can replicate “5” and “6” equal parts.  I’m not an idiot.  But who the [BLEEP] cuts their pizza like that?

I've done 6, but with 5 you have to stop at the center of the pie and turn.  I'd screw that up bad.  

Remember when the 20oz coke used to say it had 2.5 servings?  Were they secretly trying to get you to buy one more coke so you could have an even number of servings?

I think it's more so that when you look at the nutritions data it doesn't read 240% DRV of sugars, carbs or whatnot.

That would mean a can of coke (12oz) is also 1.5 servings. GTFO with that!

I don't think I've ever read the serving size recommendations on a carton of ice cream, but I'm sure it's laughable as well. I'll be danged if it's any more than 4.

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(03-18-2022, 08:36 AM)RicoTx Wrote:

(03-17-2022, 08:45 PM)Jags Wrote: We’ve all baked our own pizzas. Be it Papa Murphy’s (freaking awesome) or frozen.  Well,  today slap kicked my [BLEEP] and apparently the old lady had a rough one as well.  So we delved into the freezer, as opposed to cooking, and found ourselves Digiorno pizzas.  We cook  em up and slice it.  I’ll bet a very nice amount of money that you either quarter it ( two slices down the middle perpendicular to each other or in 1/8’s, four cuts dissecting the middle at equal intervals.  While I’m eating my pizza I look at the nutrition facts.  One box says “5 servings per container” the other says “6 servings per container”.  Yes, I’m positive I can replicate “5” and “6” equal parts.  I’m not an idiot.  But who the [BLEEP] cuts their pizza like that?

I've seen the same thing with actual pies (the dessert kind).  Seven servings per container.  How the hell do you cut something into 7ths?

one slice to bisect into two halves. One half is sliced into sixths to share with others, I get the semicircle that remains.

THIS ISN'T HARD, PEOPLE

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