When you observe the 4th as a holiday and Tuesday people text and call “you didn’t show up today!  Yeah, we’ll, I thought about sending a bulk email but good grief, I that that was self explanatory.  You’re not my only client we have.  I actually didn’t send an email intentionally.  I’m always up for gathering Intel on the old, rich and lazy we service.  I’m sorry we couldn’t  mow 75 lawns today to get caught up (really, not sorry, let it ride a day. You’ll be okay bud). Get off my dick. 

Funny.. not a single Monday client texted or called.  Do the math. 

Yes, I know, I should have sent an email out.  But it’s Americas BDY.  It’s not like it’s labor day(in which we “choose” to work.  Get off your high horse.

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