(08-11-2022, 08:01 PM)Sneakers Wrote:

(08-11-2022, 06:22 PM)Jags Wrote: Got a paper cut.  In the webbing between my index and bird flipping finger.  It’s a bleeder.  Doesn’t really hurt like one would think.  I’ve learned my lesson not to open junk mail.  Now I can’t do my magic trick. 

“Ma’am, do you like birds?”  (Thanks The Amazing Jonathan).

Real men perform the magic trick with something more than a finger.

You’re missing the big picture. I nonchalantly waive this off.  With my middle finger of course.  While I assume most office dwelling people would consider it a “war wound”, a great heroic feat, or death reincarnate.  

I am a man.  A paper cut in the webbing of the fingers has nothing on a piece of pea gravel slung at your jaw by the edger.  Been there done that got the t shirt.  Those will also break windows, btw.  Don’t ask me how I know.  (I’ve bought 3). This was truly a “trivial” annoyance.  And yes, I can still flip the bird!!!
If you didn’t reply, I would’ve already forgotten about it.  Haha

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