Well at least you used the quote feature.. dude hates it when you don't..

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Lmbo. He has a point on that. I’ll give him that. But the fact he opened up to it makes you want to pick at that scab even though you know you shouldn’t. Uhhh… I guess some of us (me) never left high school.

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Dude just do'nt..

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W’hat? I di’dnt do not’thing!

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You can't get mad at Marty.. Not with those lumps..

Oh, I’m not mad.  Not in the least.  It takes a lot to piss me off. It’s the little things that get me though.  

Though, the sentiment holds true.  I type, phone does it’s thing.  And no, I don’t give a [BLEEP] to change it.  I assume all but 1 poster here can decipher what is being conveyed.  I won’t call him out.  

Rico called me out on a double negative recently.  Rightfully so, I may add.  Idk what I responded with.  But truth be told, I actually incorrectly quoted a song. Idc if people think I’m stoopids or nots. We’ve all got our blonde moments.  Phones change stuff. It’s all good.

FYI  If you touch the little microphone icon, you can just speak, and the phone will "type" for you.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Gotta try this out Well I'll be d***** it works

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Edit. No the period of put a period of top Screw this Pam thing

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Oh, I’m not mad.  Not in the least.  It takes a lot to piss me off. It’s the little things that get me though.  

Though, the sentiment holds true.  I type, phone does it’s thing.  And no, I don’t give a [BLEEP] to change it.  I assume all but 1 poster here can decipher what is being conveyed.  I won’t call him out.  

Rico called me out on a double negative recently.  Rightfully so, I may add.  Idk what I responded with.  But truth be told, I actually incorrectly quoted a song. Idc if people think I’m stoopids or nots. We’ve all got our blonde moments.  Phones change stuff. It’s all good.

FYI  If you touch the little microphone icon, you can just speak, and the phone will "type" for you.

My wife does that.  I can assure you, it still doesn’t always come out the way it was intended.

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Hello my name is jags

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What the actual [BLEEP]? Wow! Thank you sneakers!

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But what do the poor people with Android do? Is that available to them as well?

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FYI  If you touch the little microphone icon, you can just speak, and the phone will "type" for you.

My wife does that.  I can assure you, it still doesn’t always come out the way it was intended.

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Hello my name is jags

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What the actual [BLEEP]?  Wow!  Thank you sneakers!

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But what do the poor people with Android do? Is that available to them as well?

It is and with the Hillbilly-to-Sophisticated Urbanite conversion software, it makes us sound like just like iPhone snobs.  I even learned which fork is for the salad and which is for dessert!  

PS  It's Sneakers to you.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Here's a new one....

Group Email received: Hey, we're havin' a work party! Email me (boss) with what you plan to bring, if we have too many sign up for one thing, I'll let you know in a direct reply.

The rest of the day is spent deleting "reply all" emails from attendees volunteering to bring miscellany. Grape job, folks.

I can only hope that the boss is making note of who replies all, and notes that in their annual evals.

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I owned a Windows phone and it had the absolute best voice to text and predictive text features I’ve experienced with any phone.

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Trivial annoyance: people who use apostrophes incorrectly.

‘ you!


Btw, I didn’t “use” it.  The phone did. 

Trivial annoyance: people that don’t give a [BLEEP] and won’t fix grammatical errors their “smart phone” makes.  

That would’ve been a better one.  


I added the yellow guy.  Let’s you know I’m not mad at you!  That too could be incorrect for all I know.

I can see where the phone might have gone wrong.  It might have thought you were trying to say "...it is gender," which would be "...it's gender."

As in- "Many shall be very disappointed in you for assuming it is gender!"  That actually makes grammatical sense and there's no reason the phone would correct it.  

Interesting.  

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‘ you!


Btw, I didn’t “use” it.  The phone did. 

Trivial annoyance: people that don’t give a [BLEEP] and won’t fix grammatical errors their “smart phone” makes.  

That would’ve been a better one.  


I added the yellow guy.  Let’s you know I’m not mad at you!  That too could be incorrect for all I know.

I can see where the phone might have gone wrong.  It might have thought you were trying to say "...it is gender," which would be "...it's gender."

As in- "Many shall be very disappointed in you for assuming it is gender!"  That actually makes grammatical sense and there's no reason the phone would correct it.  

Interesting.  

Get off of him. Don't you know you don't need to know English grammar to be a US citizen? Get with the times man!

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"Remember Red, Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."  - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

You can't get mad at Marty.. Not with those lumps..

Oh, I’m not mad.  Not in the least.  It takes a lot to piss me off. It’s the little things that get me though.  

Though, the sentiment holds true.  I type, phone does it’s thing.  And no, I don’t give a [BLEEP] to change it.  I assume all but 1 poster here can decipher what is being conveyed.  I won’t call him out.  

Rico called me out on a double negative recently.  Rightfully so, I may add.  Idk what I responded with.  But truth be told, I actually incorrectly quoted a song. Idc if people think I’m stoopids or nots. We’ve all got our blonde moments.  Phones change stuff. It’s all good.

Yur not stoopid, just dum.

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My wife does that.  I can assure you, it still doesn’t always come out the way it was intended.

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Hello my name is jags

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What the actual [BLEEP]?  Wow!  Thank you sneakers!

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But what do the poor people with Android do? Is that available to them as well?

It is and with the Hillbilly-to-Sophisticated Urbanite conversion software, it makes us sound like just like iPhone snobs.  I even learned which fork is for the salad and which is for dessert!  

PS  It's Sneakers to you.

Okay then, Mr Sneaker’s!

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Oh, I’m not mad.  Not in the least.  It takes a lot to piss me off. It’s the little things that get me though.  

Though, the sentiment holds true.  I type, phone does it’s thing.  And no, I don’t give a [BLEEP] to change it.  I assume all but 1 poster here can decipher what is being conveyed.  I won’t call him out.  

Rico called me out on a double negative recently.  Rightfully so, I may add.  Idk what I responded with.  But truth be told, I actually incorrectly quoted a song. Idc if people think I’m stoopids or nots. We’ve all got our blonde moments.  Phones change stuff. It’s all good.

Yur not stoopid, just dum.

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It is and with the Hillbilly-to-Sophisticated Urbanite conversion software, it makes us sound like just like iPhone snobs.  I even learned which fork is for the salad and which is for dessert!  

PS  It's Sneakers to you.

Okay then, Mr Sneaker’s!

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Well, I identify as a Mr. but that's because I was born that way and like women.  No need for formality here, just Sneakers is good.  You can drop the apostrophe too, unless you're talking about my sneakers.  Then Sneaker's sneakers would be correct.

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When you get into the endzone, act like you've been there before.

Okay then, Mr Sneaker’s!

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Well, I identify as a Mr. but that's because I was born that way and like women.  No need for formality here, just Sneakers is good.  You can drop the apostrophe too, unless you're talking about my sneakers.  Then Sneaker's sneakers would be correct.

So now I’m confused.  You identify as Mr. but you’re like women?

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Here's a new one....

Group Email received: Hey, we're havin' a work party! Email me (boss) with what you plan to bring, if we have too many sign up for one thing, I'll let you know in a direct reply.

The rest of the day is spent deleting "reply all" emails from attendees volunteering to bring miscellany. Grape job, folks.

I can only hope that the boss is making note of who replies all, and notes that in their annual evals.

There are websites for that.  Surveyhero.com, surveymonkey.com, others.

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I owned a Windows phone and it had the absolute best voice to text and predictive text features I’ve experienced with any phone.

Agreed.  So much stuff was better.  Handling multiple email accounts, multitasking, android and iPhone still haven't caught up. Sometimes it's better to be first (or second) than it is to be best.

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My fellow southpaw Mark Brunell will probably always be my favorite Jaguar.

I’d like to “thank” whoever said “Whole lotta loave” when replying to some post about a bread shop. Since then, I’ve heard “whole lotta love” and “All of my love” collectively about 7-10 times. Each and every time I keep inserting “loave” for “love” into the lyrics. At first, it made me grin a bit. But since then…..


Side question: what’s your favorite band/song HB? I know you were one of the culprits!!!!

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I’d like to “thank” whoever said “Whole lotta loave” when replying to some post about a bread shop.  Since then, I’ve heard “whole lotta love” and “All of my love” collectively about 7-10 times.  Each and every time I keep inserting “loave” for “love” into the lyrics.  At first, it made me grin a bit.  But since then…..


Side question:  what’s your favorite band/song HB?  I know you were one of the culprits!!!!

I always wondered why Jimi wanted to chop down a fountain in Voodoo Child (slight return)

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I’d like to “thank” whoever said “Whole lotta loave” when replying to some post about a bread shop.  Since then, I’ve heard “whole lotta love” and “All of my love” collectively about 7-10 times.  Each and every time I keep inserting “loave” for “love” into the lyrics.  At first, it made me grin a bit.  But since then…..


Side question:  what’s your favorite band/song HB?  I know you were one of the culprits!!!!

I always wondered why Jimi wanted to chop down a fountain in Voodoo Child (slight return)

Jimi was the voodoo child… no? And something about a mountain?

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