(10-26-2022, 07:38 PM)Jags Wrote: I need to vent.  There’s been something happening in my neighborhood for the last few weeks and it’s driving us all a bit worried and concerned for public safety.  I have weapons if need be to ward off/dispatch any intruders, but it still brings a bit of unrest to my neighbors and myself that there seems to be a pack of feral Yorkies roaming the town, wreaking havoc, causing mischief and mayhem in their path  and sending utter fear into and up/down our spines.  Just the other day (caught on Ring camera) this pack of wild beasts were seen ripping apart a 12ft inflatable grim reaper.  These animals obviously don’t fear death itself.  Neighbors are all in panic mode.  Some buying “giggly wigglies” in the event they encounter them, in hopes to distract or thwart their evil intentions.  I was mowing a lawn in the hood and one ran upon me chasing me down and trying to bite the deck of the mower.  It was a nimble little [BLEEP] (I think it was a girl).  I have zero turn capability and this satanic beast somehow evaded my intent on mulching it up and doing the neighborhood a solid.  I’m not sure what we’ll do.  We’re all sleeping with one eye open.

I believe Josh Lambo is available if you need help getting rid of a few footballs...

At the very least, if he kicks the Yorkies into your neighbors' yards, no longer your problem, right?

---

(10-26-2022, 10:05 PM)Sneakers Wrote: I'd recommend extra thick socks.  Ankle length is fine, they can't reach much higher than that.  Sorry about Mrs. Ferguson's pooch, but what useful function do Labradoodles really serve?

....Speed bump/chicane on my morning bike ride to work?

Dingbat went straight for my tires when I was on a downhill clip, Dunno if he caught my foot or my pedal (metal with spiky grips), all I heard was the growly bark, immediately followed by a yipe, and uh, pay attention, dog owner, if you know your dog is a moron.

In related news, I haven't seen dog or owner since then, hopefully they just adjusted their walk schedule, but I'm a lot more cautious now when I get around stupid dogs and their stupid owners.

---