(10-27-2022, 07:42 PM)Jags Wrote:

(10-27-2022, 01:28 PM)WingerDinger Wrote: I think Jags is tired of stepping on little turds lolol

I’m tired of big dogs fed that Alpo crap and the owner not picking up the poo. The mower tires catch it, smushes it in and exfoliates this (only way to describe) high pitched aroma.  

But, this IS NOT what’s happening here boys.  I’m talking about a wild pack of animals.  These aren’t owned yorkies.  Smh.  I thought I spelled it out.  These are feral demon hellhounds running amuck causing mischief and the occasional mayhem.

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(10-27-2022, 08:38 AM)Mikey Wrote: I believe Josh Lambo is available if you need help getting rid of a few footballs...

At the very least, if he kicks the Yorkies into your neighbors' yards, no longer your problem, right?

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....Speed bump/chicane on my morning bike ride to work?

Dingbat went straight for my tires when I was on a downhill clip, Dunno if he caught my foot or my pedal (metal with spiky grips), all I heard was the growly bark, immediately followed by a yipe, and uh, pay attention, dog owner, if you know your dog is a moron.

In related news, I haven't seen dog or owner since then, hopefully they just adjusted their walk schedule, but I'm a lot more cautious now when I get around stupid dogs and their stupid owners.

They got you too!


Brings me to another trivial annoyance.  All the darned cyclists pedaling along major roadways around town.  I call them “blinker butts” since their butt appears to be blinking as we approach in the early morning hours.  But an enemy of my enemy is a friend of mine.  Sounds like you’ve been biking in my hood.  Keep it up.  Assuming (1) of (6) is injured or dead I encourage you to keep it up. I’m glad you made it out unscathed.  Once these damned yorkies are eliminated, I’ll deal with you cyclists.